The Sheewee - try one today!

[Pagan]

Since only Podkin looked at my other thread (sniff) ....

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If only my house did not have 3 toilets...

Blimey - has no-one else seen this yet ? It's hilarious ! Or is it just Pagan and me...? (and Piffle)

"Pagan, Piffle and Podkin" sounds like a group from a children's programme .

Obviously only those whose names begin with P find it funny - do you think that's because of what it's for?

Possibly...either that or no-one else is interested in a device which makes you piss like a man...

Does it stick on by suction? I mean knowing my luck it would leak and I'd stink for the rest of the day

Something similar called the lady P was launched to great press interest about a year ago.

you have to hold it in place

a cheaper option would be a small funnel from a cookwear shop

thats what it reminded me off

Aha - interest at last !

I took a trip on a hippy bus (Green Tortoise) in California and they had "The Funnel" it was exactly that for anyone caught short. But you had to just perform in front of the entire bus of complete strangers - now there's a way of getting to know one another.

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OMG...Who would want to use one..?? Even if I had no choice I am sure I would rather cross my legs or find the nearest tree.!!

Found the site quite funny esp the pictures of some woman weeing like a bloke...
To me it's just a shocking and funny as the mooncup but thats a different thread.....!

itll never catch on

i would use one if i was desperate either

ive managed up til now!

np, think you meant to say "wouldn't use one" ..

i've used something similar in hospital to collect a urine sample.

god yes i did mean that

phew! thanks for paying attention, im glad someone is

On those long holiday driving trips through France when DH wont stop once he gets started, me and daughter would have killed for one of these. We used to discuss the invention of a car potty which emptied out of the exhaust and you didnt even have to leave your seat!

We could be like lorry drivers and fill those pop bottles and discard them at the side of the road...

I don't understand why they suggest policewomen and those in the armed forces may find them useful in their line of work. Can anyone enlighten me?

My good God. If you look on the website under the buy online section, you can buy them giftwrapped! ?????????

I tried one a couple of years ago! Admittedly this was late night Glastonbury, and I was quite pissed, but even so. Absolute disaster doesn't describe it...

Was almost PMSL at this earlier, love the giftwrap and the extension pipe, just in case you need a longer one for any reason ...

Ehh it'll never catch on
Us blokes have been doing it standing up all our lives and even with all that practice we could'nt hit a barn door at twenty paces....??
err you know what I mean

they hand out cardboard versions of these at festivals to cut down the wait for the loos, the girls wee up a urinal! my mate tried it, but was very drunk and pissed all over her trousers and shoes, not her finest moment

loved this bit from the website .....

"if your job or favourite hobby makes going to the toilet in the usual squatting stance difficult, Shewee is a brilliant solution."

i have been racking my brains trying to think what that could possibly be?

So come on, an mn challenge, i can only think of these, what about you? .........

keeper of freerange moorland bees - you would not want to expose your botty and squat in case they stung your nethers.

david blane impersonator - you are suspended in a see thru box, with an audience looking up at you. you do NOT want to squat.

hiking thru vast field of nettles.

GOd I'd try it - I am useless at the squat, it goes right down my leg every bloody time.
Last tried squatting about 10 yrs ago then had to give up in shame.