<sings> " give me oil in my lamp keep me burning"

[cod]

have a ceramic onef romt he body shop

is the oiley bit supposed to stain and is htere any point in me trying to keep it clean

If you don't clean it you may find that it 'smokes' and begins to smell acrid. But don't become anal about cleaning it, I mean, heaven forbid you turn into Anthea Oil Burner

Who put the colours in the raaaaaaaaaainbow
Who put the salt into the sea
Who put the tree inside the aaaaaaaacorn
It surely can't be me

ok i am cross with myself
i cant stop singing give me oil in my lmap
dsses hadve a mate around who htink s i have flipped

yes I thought that was a bit of a thread killer.
I blame it on all of you, now have the entire contents of "come andPraise" or whatever's it's called buzzing round my head.

oops

Kum-ba-ya my Lord, Kum-ba-ya,
Kum-ba-ya, my Lord, Kum-ba-ya,
Kum-ba-ya, my Lord, Kum-ba-ya,
Oh Lord, Kum-ba-ya.

Aaah, they don't write lyrics like that anymore.

cod, you are younger than me, I'm not having that.

i am a stripling of 1970 vintage

Not by much then. I'm a 60s baby - by 3 months

thast a lot in fish years

right i have scoured it and its clean

me too Sorenlorenson

hf i dont knwo htat one

When a knight won his spurs in the stories of old
He was gallant and brave
He was valliant and bold
With a shield on his arm
and a lance in his hand
He rode through the land
da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaa

Written by the woman who wrote Mrs Miniver I may add......

for god and for mercy he rode through the land

no sowrd by my side and no fortunes are tolfd
go nearly knwo the whoell thign

always one of me favs

Wot about:

Love is like a magic penny
Lend it spend it and you'll have so many
They'll roll all over the floor
For...

always one of me favs

Wot about:

Love is like a magic penny
Lend it spend it and you'll have so many
They'll roll all over the floor
For...

Or, as sung by ds1 (at 5) to smirking dogwalkers in Highgate Woods:
Who's the king of the jungle? oo ah
Who's the king of the sea? bubble bubble bubble
Who's the king of the universe?
And who's the king of me?
I'll tell you...
J E S U S is
He's the king of me
He's the king of the universe, the jungle and the sea
Bubble, bubble,bubble, oo AHHHHHH!

When my brother was getting married they had a meeting with the Vicar and he asked them if there were any hymns they liked. Db said his favourite at school had always been "When a Knight Won His Spurs.." and the Vicar started laughing and said "er...not altogether appropriate for a wedding."

I always liked He Who Would Valiant Be...we always used to sing "to be a pilchard..." (it's funny, I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday but I can remember loads of hymns word-for-word)

yes dad says a lot of poeple cosse primarys chool hymns for wedings

I like the old hymns the best. Can't be doing with all that hippy 70s nonsense - the ink is black, the page is white and - sorry niceglasses - love is like a magic penny.

we used to sing "to be a pilbrain" - 70s insult
I was just thinking that SL
no wonde rI can't remember anything
my brain is full of all these flipping hymns
AND i am going to hell

I've just asked ds1 what they sing at school in assembly...

He's got the Whole World in His Hands

(more hippy nonsense)