Shower Breasts anyone got them

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are they any good

Oh, tasteful.

why would you want to manually express shower gel from a pair of pretendy norks?

Yeah, we have them, but we have put them in the kitchen, and use them as ketchup / mayonnaise etc. dispensers.

No of course we don't have them! Are you insane?

i was looking at those yesterday, i think they are fabulous! dont think id have them in my house but would consider buying them as a jokey gift for male friend

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FAZ, why didn't you stick with your original line, there?

Damn those are ugly.

On the same website - why would you want one of these ? someone explain ????

NQC, I was worried that someone, somewhere, might think I was being serious. I just couldn't have slept tonight thinking about the possibility.

Um, but FAZ, we're all figments of your imagination. It doesn't really matter what we think.

Do you think dd would notice the difference if I filled them with EBM and hung them over the bars of her cot? No more night feeds for me then

I am getting to like them more each time I click on the thread, actually. I may have to buy them.

When we smoked, MIL bought us a plastic donkey that excreted cigarettes out of its arse. It was a thing of beauty.

Presumably you already have some sort of peeing-boy-decanter?

Novelty gifts which are sure to be a 'talking point' at parties.........

Gaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!

I will get them.
To go with my singing mounted fish, rocking reindeer and Elvis impersonator singing snowman.

And a Seymour Butts of course

I had a fake peacock, with real peacock feathers, which was mechanical, and the tail would fan out and back, and the eyes lit up, and it made a dreadful noise. Much like a real peacock, really, but smaller, and plastic, and it lived on the mantlepiece.

Franny - a thing of beauty I'm sure - Seymour Butts again?

Raise high the roof-beam carpenters

Seymour Glass, not Butts