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Has anyone enjoyed outdoor sex during the warm Bank Holiday weather?

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ThatsNicer · 24/05/2026 15:46

How many of us have enjoyed sex al fresco in this warmer sunnier weather?
We were secluded amongst Rhododendrons. Enjoying a drink in a country pub now. An English Bank Holiday weekend! Perfick!

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MisterT373 · 27/05/2026 20:03

NotKatnissEverdean · 27/05/2026 08:36

... the bird sang and leaves rustled in the breeze. The scent of pine needles filled my head ...

Reminds me of French O Level essays of 125 words that you padded out as much as possible

"Le c'etait bleue et les oiseaux chantent" (7 down - 128 to go)

ThatsNicer · 27/05/2026 21:24

MisterT373 · 27/05/2026 20:03

Reminds me of French O Level essays of 125 words that you padded out as much as possible

"Le c'etait bleue et les oiseaux chantent" (7 down - 128 to go)

How did the maths go?

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MisterT373 · 27/05/2026 21:26

ThatsNicer · 27/05/2026 21:24

How did the maths go?

Worse than the French (as you can tell)
French B
Maths C (didn't read the paper properly)

Banquo54 · 27/05/2026 22:33

I love the way that the most contentious issue in a thread about outdoor sex is the type of fast jet being operated by the RAF for training sorties through Low Flying Area 14 in 1972. Wikipedia says that in these included the Blackburn Buccaneer, Hawker Siddeley Harrier, English Electric Lightning, McDonnell Douglas Phantom, and Hawker Hunter. To be honest, most of the time that I spent in the lakes, staying with relatives who lived there, I was usually unable to identify them because by the time I'd heard them they'd already screamed past, but I take your point that they couldn't have been Tornados.

You'll be pleased to learn that there was no coitus interruptus on the day in question.

Couldn't you just have asked me if it was a good shag?

NotKatnissEverdean · 28/05/2026 09:07

Sexchair · 27/05/2026 12:00

She said : Why Rubert, what a mighty schlonng you have
He said: Do ya wanna fuck?
She said: Hell yes
and they did.
The End

But this can't be the end said Lady Gosling, you can't leave me like this ...

ExpertInAbsolutelyZero · 28/05/2026 11:32

ThatsNicer · 24/05/2026 20:58

I was sunbathing yesterday and today in the back garden. We are overlooked so limited to bikini. After lunch we drove into the Forest.

So if you were not overlooked you’d have worn more than a bikini? 🤔

Itsnotallaboutyoulikeyouthink · 28/05/2026 14:34

Yes garden sex discreetly. I could hear the neighbours hopefully they didn’t hear us.

NCforthis111 · 31/05/2026 06:38

I wish, single parent with zero opportunity.

Not that the image of a secluded field/beach/camping hasn't come to mind in this weather.

Joe7t8 · 31/05/2026 08:08

Years ago we went off to a fairly secluded wheat field on a Sunday in August. Took a picnic including a couple of bottle of cold cider as some sort of cover, but I reckon if anyone had seen us wonder off and sit down in the long wheat they would’ve guessed exactly what we were up to.

The experience was probably one of the most erotic of my life. We’d only really intended to have partially clothed sex, just in case, but I remember that as soon as I felt the sun on my naked lower half, I just wanted to be completely nude! It was amazing, and we both came several times!

Hopefully to be repeated one day when the parenting responsibilities have diminished 😌

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