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Mortified after answering the door mid-lunch-time lie down

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Motheroffive999 · 27/04/2026 21:52

Today my husband was home and at lunch time we decided to have a lie down. 😂🛌
As it was hot the windows , doors were open at the back of the house.
The doorbell rang and I could hear the parcel man delivering several parcels in my safe place in the front garden.
Anyway my neighbour comes out and says , "oh they are in , ring the bell ", The parcel man says " no I have rung the bell several times ".
Neighbour says ," the doors are open at the back , so they must be in , try round the side ".
Anyway we stopped what we were doing and I ran down the stairs and ran to the door , red faced , hair all over the place and my top on back.to front .
I am mortified, I am an older woman and this should not be happening, the delivery guy just stood there and said , " I will just get a photo "😬😱
Anyway I get the delivery notification with the photo attached of proof of delivery.
Let's just say I need a new bra .

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shymalea · 28/04/2026 04:29

i think you liked it a bit more than you want to admit,but there,s nothing wrong with getting caught with something you wanted to keep private,it can be exciting also,and be honest a mature woman who,s still a bit naughty is the wet dream for a delivery man...😉

StarlightLady · 28/04/2026 07:53

Reminds me of the day the postman saw me almost naked. He rung the bell and l grabbed my dressing gown, fresh from the wash and the tie belt had become detached. Forgot l needed to hold it together and took the parcel with both hands. Said gown consequently flew open.

A different scenario to Postman Pat and Jess l suppose 😀.

everywhichway · 28/04/2026 09:41

StarlightLady · 28/04/2026 07:53

Reminds me of the day the postman saw me almost naked. He rung the bell and l grabbed my dressing gown, fresh from the wash and the tie belt had become detached. Forgot l needed to hold it together and took the parcel with both hands. Said gown consequently flew open.

A different scenario to Postman Pat and Jess l suppose 😀.

Your postman wasn't Benny Hill by any chance?

spritelover · 28/04/2026 11:39

Made his day I bet !

Winterbolt · 29/04/2026 15:07

What’s up with the nosy neighbor ?

FieryA · 29/04/2026 20:59

Tell your neighbour to butt out!

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