Probably NSFW, wrong hole.

[Spliffinity]

This is one of those topics that British people just don’t talk about but should talk about.

How often does he accidentally poke it up your bum hole during vaginal sex, when there was absolutely no intention of anal?

We’ve been together for 18 years, married for 12. This is probably the sixth or seventh time he’s thrust back and forward and it’s slipped out the right hole into the wrong hole. The first time I yelped and laughed it off. Probably did the second time. Third, fourth and fifth I made some kind of noisy protest and out of shock I definitely called him an insult preceded by ‘you f**king…’ And after some hugs and kisses etc, we’ve gotten back to what we were doing except may be him not going back inside of me.

But this morning was different. I was on my knees with my head low, he was stood behind me thrusting down. As soon as I realised what had happened I hollered and jumped up. He was very apologetic but I was actually in tears with the pain. I went to the bathroom and there was fresh red blood, but not a lot.

I’ve absolutely no suspicion that each time wasn’t accidental. We’re not a ‘missionary only’ couple and we both enjoy anal, although not for a long while. This morning he wanted to pick up where we left off and I really had to drive home to him how uncomfortable I was and that the moment was well and truly gone for me. I reminded him that being dry poked in the ass, and not gently, is something he will never likely experience so he cannot even begin to know what it feels like.

Right now I never want to have sex again. I’m still bleeding and not looking forward to needing a poo. I know I’ll get over it, but I’m curious where I am in the grand scheme of how often this happens to other couples?

Is there any way of “avoiding it” without becoming celibate or limit thrusting 🫣

There's no way it accidentally slips in, he is doing it on purpose everytime. I'd be abstaining from sex until he understands the bum is a no go area!

“Dry poking” is one thing. I think the issue people are having is the actual penetration. As a PP said, there’d be quite a lot of resistance if you weren’t lubricated.

Are you saying he doesn’t notice that? That he’s thrusting so hard with a short length, that it’s already deep in before he’s even noticed the friction? If that’s the case, he either needs to slow the fuck down (disappointing for you) or only pound in a position where this won’t happen (missionary forever!)

Alternatively, LTB and find a husband with a huge shlong that can’t get misplaced so easily… 😂

This has happened to me (as the husband) twice in 30-years marriage. A combination of vigorous thrusting, perhaps an unlucky movement or positioning in the wrong moment and the head of my penis penetrated her anus. Not a pleasant sensation for either of us, so I very much doubt that there are men out there trying this maneuver on purpose.

Surprised at the amount of posts saying your bum is a no-go area - OP has already said they do anal so it’s not like he never gets it.

It happens, most of the time by accident, sometimes on purpose but usually when anal really is a no go area and the men are ‘trying their luck’ - the latter doesn’t seem to apply to the OP.

Its happened with me and my DO a few times recently, again when in doggy when the light is dim and we are being a bit more rough. However, she knows instantly , as do I and I never fully penetrate. We laugh it off and carry on.

if he continued , knowing you were in pain and didn’t retract then that is a whole different kettle of fish but I don’t think this is what is happening?

@Smithey588 but have you made your partner bleed? Upthread people have said it’s accidental sometimes ( myself included) but no one has bled from it?

This seems very odd, in most cases to even initiate anal sex takes lots of foreplay, lube and arousal. With previous partners I've struggled to enter them when they were willing and ready - I can't see a way for accidental anal penetration to just happen. Also the fact that there is bleeding surely says some force was used?

The OP may have participated in anal, but there is no such thing as blanket consent lasting for ever. Anal requires preparation, communication and the ability to be comfortable on a specific occasion. So, it’s a no go area each time unless both parties agree. Consenting to any form of sex on, say, a Wednesday, does not automatically mean yes on a Thursday.

I’ve had Anal a few times. It takes effort, with lube to get an average sized cock in. I can’t believe he could accidentally slip in!

I’ve had Anal a few times. It takes effort, with lube to get an average sized cock in. I can’t believe he could accidentally slip in!

This. I participate from time to time, the area needs to be massaged slowly with lube in a circular motion not only for a full lubrication but to encourage relaxation for entry. It’s almost like it’s saying someone wants to come in. It’s not going to go in by accident.

If you don’t believe me buy a plug and see how far you get on yourself without lube.

You are both so right - it takes time to prepare. I don't believe it was an accident on this occasion. I've had experience of both giving and receiving so think I can speak on this.

It's not on "accident" 😂

I posted above already but just wanted to reiterate - it can be an accident, because it happened to me. Everything was already lubricated from previous activity. He slipped out then quickly rammed back in - but in the wrong place. It was very painful, only lasted for a couple of seconds - he was straight back out when I yelped. Only once in 4 years but... absolutely no question in my mind that it was an accident.

Yes that clearly was an accident

A (male) friend claimed this when we were late teens, I was always doubtful despite him saying she yelped and he got quite an unpleasant injury from it, I guess it is a thing reading this thread.
Those saying it’s not possible, the hardest part with anal is relaxing enough, surely at the point this happens you’re at your most relaxed and things are loose in that area?! I don’t know.

Exactly what I thought…. If there was a misaligned thrust, it would have to be particularly violently hard to penetrate surely if otherwise unprepared and unlubed?! Ramming a cock full speed into a closed and unready anus would surely be very painful for the end of his cock as well!

For this to happen there must surely be a combination of a loose anus and a small cock

I’m sorry op, there is no way this was accidental. One doesn’t push a dick into a bum hole 6-7 times by accident. And you’re bleeding! I’m sorry to spell this out op but this is rape.