Neighbour"s loud sex life

[AlexandraPalatial]

About 3 months ago a new neighbour moved in to the complex where I live. Single guy 40ish, Irish I think, really came across as a very quiet and unassuming person, shy even.
Not long after he moved in, the noises started. Now there's no evidence ar all this is anything other than consensual, non transactional sex, and yes it's his business.
The reality is im a light sleeper and (apologies from being graphic);the sounds I'd the bed squeaking and women's (one at a time, but appears to be a series rather than the same one), frankly bloody loud orgasms are making it hard to sleep. Last night which I found hot anyway they were at it at least 4 times. I can hardly tell him to reduce the volume and I don't want to move.

A very good point. I think this thread is possibly going a bit Nescafé (was that the advert?!) 😂

Why can't u just post an anonymous note through his door? He's not going to know it was u.

Unless they have a video door bell...

Or use the Royal Mail. (I think it still exists.)

Go in disguise. Full ninja suit

I'd had a week or more of total quiet and bliss. Genuinely thought this had come to and end. Last night, oh my God!!!! A foreign voiced woman first giggling, then bed squeaking, then....what I can only describe as a sound like an opera singer holding the highest note possible, punctuated by screams in some Latin sounding language. Then the panting, some more breathless guttural sounds. Then quiet and some shuffling and squeaking as presumably they change position. Then a sound like a plane makes when the reverse thrust goes on. And all this as I have the sex life of a nun!

Knock on his door, and when he answers say “Please can you keep the f*cking noises down? Last night I heard this - then launch into a recital.
Then adjust your wimple and gracefully exit.

Sounds like you need to get to know your neighbour. And by get to know, I mean ... oh never mind.

Crikey 😂😂😂😂😂

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There's clearly some skills going down, or on, or something. What's your take on how attractive this neighbour is?

He's not a matinee idol, but a decent looking man. I only encountered him a couple of times, he's so softly spoken and quiet. Not the sort of guy you'd even think would be much of a chat up merchant. Certainly a likeable type. I suppose there are men who are just very, very good in bed. I've never met one though!

You have to find out how good he is and report back!!!

One for the Neighbourhood WhatsApp? "Could the lothario that owns the squeaky bed, please oil the springs and keep it to a single orgasm? I am trying to use the noise to time boiling an egg, but it keeps getting over done"

Agree with the others, I think the OP has to properly find out what's happening next door! Sounds like quite the toolbox

You have now 😆

Ah most of us Irish guys are just great in bed tbh. Along with our outstanding humility, it may be our greatest strength.... ;).

It could possibly be something to do with our doting mothers, revelling in shedding previous catholic inhibitions, or just cos the weather is so wet in Ireland, that we learnt how we might as well have our women that way too .... ;)

It's always nice to give some joy to the world occasionally regardless... :)))