Your “caught in the act stories”

[brunettemic]

Our 9 year old DD burst into our bedroom at the weekend with a bright and cheery morning just as DH had gone inside me (luckily it was standard missionary!) so I had to pretend my groan was because DH had squashed me 😂 it got me thinking about the other times I’ve been caught, one of which was by my university boyfriend’s housemate just as I was getting on top (I was mortified) and the other was with DH on a country walk one summer by a lady of a more senior age that gave us a cheery “lovely day isn’t it” and rushed past. We’ve nearly had our DC walk in on us a few times but never mid act.

Hi OP

From a place of zero judgement get a lock for your bedroom door.

I retro fitted a hook and eye lock to the bedroom at the top and is very discreet behind the hanging dressing gowns . £4:59 on Amazon.

May sound boring but when the wife walks in from the shower and puts the lock on then that little tinkle means it’s all on like Pavlov’s dog and we’re far more relaxed knowing we’re not going to be interrupted.

I totally disagree @WillyBanjo . I hate locks in family homes. Awful things.

We taught our children from a very early age that you knock. We showed them the same respect.

So our kids never burst in on us @brunettemic

I've only been caught once... Similar situation to you, outside, long grass, middle of nowhere. Someone decided to walk silently close by and saw us.

It's a bizarre feeling being caught having sex in a field in your 40s 🤣

@OfcourseitsaNC

We have a very open house with doors seldom shut to be knocked on the kids are welcome to walk in anytime anywhere when we’re not having sex.

The latch is unnoticeable to anyone and has given us extra security and added some fun I wouldn’t ever describe it as awful!

it a beautiful thing that we’re all different though x

To be fair I agree with @OfcourseitsaNC and I don’t like locks in the house…only the main bathroom actually has one. To be fair though @WillyBanjo our DC do know if our door is shut not to come in but from time to time our DD will get overexcited and burst in.

At least DH didn’t have me bent over doggy style 😂

@brunettemic

We never used to have one as we don’t have a closed door knock policy either but believe or not it was reading stories on here of being walked in on that made me get one.

Two of note the one where the mum (and it always seems like the mum) was spoken to about it at school after the child had mentioned it 😳. There is another other with mummy’s bed time boots 😂

I think you got away with it ,we do like a bit of on top of the bedsheets off the bed gymnastics too and I wouldn’t inflict seeing that on anyone 😱

Mummy’s bed time boots eh? Love it 😂

I agree with @WillyBanjo - fitting a lock, if just used for this purpose, prevents avoidable trauma all round 😂, and means you can relax. You can say, “door shut, don’t come in”, but you can’t always rely on that with kids.

My child is the same age as yours, already knows what sex is (in basic terms) and honestly, believe me, kids tell their friends EVERYTHING. I would not want my child to catch me in the act and a lock makes this entirely preventable.

We have locks on all doors apart from
the living room, but a key for each door is kept in our hallway. The only time I lock the bedroom door is for sex.

Imagine the scene - a lunchtime hand-job in university accommodation - a large house converted into multiple bedsits.
At the most inopportune moment, the neighbour knocks on the door and opens it just enough to call my name. Thankfully there was a partition between the door and the bed. We froze, both covered in cum, not even breating, as he repeatedly called my name, apparently convinced I was home.
Thankfully he gave up eventually, but I've rarely been so mortified, or gasping for breath.

Mum came out for some logs and caught me fingering the girl next door up against the log shed

two memorable occasions :

caught spanking my partner in the woods by a dog walker

both in the passenger seat in daylight , quiet road - whole group of drunk lads come around the corner !

absolutely mortifying

When me and my wife first got together I stayed at her house (her house not family house) and we were downstairs doing 69 when her sister decided to come over, initially ringing the doorbell which we ignored not knowing who it was and she decided to come down the side of the house to let herself in through the back door and caught us deep in the moment.
she didn’t make a fuss and we awkwardly got ready quickly and carried on like nothing had happened.

During my very brief painful marriage back in the eighties to my RAF husband I’d let some gorgeous young lad walk we back to my married quarter after the traditional Thursday night disco. One thing led to another afterwards and I didn’t really want him in my flat but led him to a secluded communal washing line area and did a very good alley cat impression over a dustbin!

I was told by the aforementioned gentleman a week or so later that the very next day my then husband was in a canteen with a load of other airmen when one of them shouted across to him
”You dirt bar steward Dave! I saw you last night giving your misses one over the dustbin!!! “
To which my husband replied “ it wasn’t me I was on a night navigation exercise all night!” 😂

Caught by my now mother in law 20 years ago. Staying over at hers and my gf was working. I got the horn and started to play, she walked in at the point of no return with a cup of tea for me 🤣

Wouldn't really be a laughing matter would it.

I suppose if he had her bent over doggy style, it could be a howling matter mind!?

P.s. I still recall my late father walking in on me & my then gf 'in flagrante'. He was clearly mortified & about turned pronto, and tbh, so were we. I still get embarrassed thinking back on it tbh. He never mentioned it afterwards, thankfully, & I sure as hell wasn't going to bring it up either. It was mutually agreed amnesia all round!! 😀

Once I’d got over being mortified I think it would be in retrospect.

Was caught with my DH by my DS when we thought he was asleep. Certainly not my proudest moment 😂

My eighteen year old son burst in on us on our Sunday night special , he was demanding a shirt to be ironed. Needless to say he looked a little embarrassed

There's always one.

I had a friend that used to come over for a good romping and one time we were doing it in my living room and I forgot to lock the front door and my dad decided to come visit me and he walked in on us and unfortunately saw everything

My friend and I decided to get it on one night and her son walked in and thought I was hurting her

My younger sister walked in on me on top riding my boyfriend at the time at the point I was about to cum, she didnt talk to me for about a month after that.

I once got caught masturbating by my housemate at uni when she unexpectedly came back early as her seminar was cancelled, that was awkward.

Got caught at a party going down on my current girlfriend in the bathroom recently

Husband left his phone at home so I dropped it into his work on my way to work. He walked me back to my car (underground carpark) and we had a quick manual play up against the driver door. After we finished I kissed him and got in the car to leave. Just to hear the engine of the car behind start and a very embarrassed lady reverse to leave. She must have been in the car the whole time. I’ll never get over that. It was over 10 yrs ago and I still cringe thinking about it.

My (future) wife and I were on a beach in Vieques, Puerto Rico, which appeared empty. We started to play and eventually her sundress came off, then her knickers, and as she was riding on top of me, a young man walking his dog arrived on the path above. She made eye contact with him…and kept going.