After a 16 year marriage and 2 years of single life I’ve started getting back out there in terms of sex….have lost 11lbs, dropped a dress size and generally feeling pretty good and ready to have some fun. I’ve got a date on Friday, he’s younger than me, won’t be anything more than a casual thing. All good.
Except, on Friday I noticed that I’ve got a massive haemmorhoid that has sprung up out of nowhere! WTF?! I’ve never suffered from these except when I was pregnant. My diet is the best it’s ever been, I exercise every day, no constipation. I’ve been celibate for 2 years with a perfectly smooth asshole and now this. I feel like god is trying to cockblock me.
What should I do? Do I cancel? Style it out and hope he doesn’t notice (he almost certainly will). Anyone had casual sex with piles and the guy didn’t notice?
any magic cures welcome 😭 it’s not at all painful, just there ruining my life.