Womanizer

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I’m sure this has already been posted about on here but I’ve just been gifted one of these. it’s fucking mental. It’s like nothing I’ve experienced before, if I believed in heavenly choirs of angels I’d say it kinda felt like that but in my body.
If I’d ever taken any kind of mood lifting stimulant drug I’d say it felt better than all of those combined but centred around my vagina and with wide reaching vibrations in my body. Was very difficult to stop using it and get on with actual daily life stuff. I feel like I’m still having orgasm in waves. What an expensive but Intense motherfucker.

Oh god. I don't get it. I've been so excited to try this. Charging it was torture. And I don't seem to be able to use it.

I don't know if it's because I had sex this morning but my clitoris seems very sensitive to this machine and it sounds like a helicopter.

I don't know if I like it?

@Name4TheSexBoard it is great but if you’re getting satisfying oral sex then it’s never going to replace the pleasure of that flesh and blood joy and intimacy but it’s an amazing sensation , more enhancing than replacing , and fun to share

@Thisismyusernamefornow I’ve tried with and without lube and I found it hard to position with lube.
It’s definitely noisy if it’s not completely over your clit, this is partly why the lube didn’t work for me whereas with trad vibes I love the slip from lube.
The higher setting is definitely very very strong,mi often have to pull back as it’s so intense. I feel like I’m still learning this machine!

Well, despite my protests, I bought a satifisyer pro 2 Amazon prime (it was about £26). It is much bigger than I thought it would be and the head is massive! The aperture for the clitoris to get sucked into is huge and possibly built for women rather more generously endowed in that department than I am. First impression aren’t that great but I’ve not used it yet, so we’ll see.

I have the Satisfyer which has an oval head which fits snugly over my clit , and boy does it work , zero to full body cumming in under 4 minutes , better with DH finger inside followed by PIV , think it may come out later just thinking about it .

I bought my wife one of these a few years ago. I hear she's very happy with it. I hear this from anywhere in the house!!!

Join her from DH is on hand with me when I use mine , and I finish him with a BJ or he f%cos me , what's not to like ,two happy souls .

I'm still not getting it although I did find a good fit that managed to take the helicopter noise away and just left a hum.

Do love honey accept returns when this happens? £90 is a lot to lose for a toy I can't work with!

I’d email them re a return, @Thisismyusernamefornow.

I tried the satisfyer. It took a few goes to get the positioning right and get a result but it wasn’t the ‘choirs of angels’, ‘WOW’, ‘legs sticking out like a goat’ (which is what one of the reviews said), experience I was expecting. Thankfully it was £26, so hasn’t broken the bank but it is no better at its job than my hand or DH (in fact, it’s probably not as good as either). I suppose I should count myself lucky.

think Love honey do take returns , the Satisfyer Po 2 is around £30 from Amazon , I have that and the Penguin version , have you used and had a finger stimulation at the same time , works for me but husband needs to be gentle so not to move toy from my clit .

Hahahahaha ‘legs sticking out like a goat’ I love it and struggling to picture it!
Is the satisfier pro like a womanizer? Sounds like similar strategy.

@outtherealone, yes they are the same thing pretty much but there is a significant price difference. Both use clitoral suction and massage. The satisfyer pro 2 (I’m irrationally bothered by the misspelling of satisfier) is waterproof, cordless and rechargeable. I can’t see why you’d go for the more £££ womaniser if you knew about the satisfyer.

Ah... I didn’t know about the satisfYer I guess I’m lucky it was bought as a gift but it’s quite a significant price difference

It's fucking amazing!!

I hated it the first time I used it. It was weird. Orgasm happened way too fast. Didn’t enjoy it at all. Think I posted about it here.

Then it was amazing. Try it again ;)

@EmptyOrchestra I was overwhelmed at first had to keep taking it off

Maggie - zero to full body cumming in under 4 minutes, better with DH finger inside followed by PIV, think it may come out later just thinking about it
Omg - I want.

SexTalkNameChange worth every penny , DH and I just started the day right again with our mutual electronic friend , after cumming with the Satisfyer PIV divine for us both .

I’m going to look it up as I can’t work out where it would go without falling off during the proceedings. I’m not fishing, I promise - a Google picture will speak a thousand words.

(Only because you said it’s ‘mutual’)

Omg, just watched an amateur video of this. Are we allowed to post links? Is it considered unsavoury?

Or against rules?

I often cum and speak to angels while DH fingers my G spot , them he inserts himself soon after talking to angels and it feels so,so good.
DH enjoys me enjoying then experiences his pleasure with me , simples .

And you don’t mind going again straight after you’ve cum? I usually want to crash if I’ve cum hard but maybe if I’ve only cum once from the Satisfyer (or other) then I’d probably want to cum again.
Can I just share? On Friday afternoon when this all started, I did it 8 times before I went to sleep and a lot of those were doubles. Then it’s been 2 to 4 sessions a day (Bank Holiday weekend and dh is away), usually cumming 2-4 times a session. This after not masturbating for nearly 20 years and only having ever done it a bit before. Never regularly. DH doesnt even know about this yet. I want to talk to him face to face. He doesn’t lock his phone and it only works on speaker. I’m not taking any chances 😂
I might soon have a case of Sex In The City’s “I think I broke my vagina”

😂 After reading these posts I've just ordered a Satisfyer. I'm 73 and it's my first toy! I like flesh and blood too, but at my age beggars can't be choosers!