Your most awkward sex stories....

[loutyre]

So I was talking to my friend who was telling me about a date she went on last night, a tinder date, and we got onto awkward sex moments, come to think of it I have had quite a lot and we found ourselves in stitches,

I once found myself waddling my bare backside through the garden, clothes in hand after being caught having sex on the bonnet of my boyfriends car.

Tell me some of yours

Not really a sex story but I had my BF stay over at my parents house (first time they had met) and he ended up trying to get in bed with my mum and dad in the middle of the night - with an erection!!!

Not really awkward as I found it funny, the guy I was dating has 2 lovely well trained dogs, we were dtd with him taking me from behind. Out the corner of my eye both doggies were quietly sat watching us.

Not really awkward as I found it funny, the guy I was dating has 2 lovely well trained dogs, we were dtd with him taking me from behind. Out the corner of my eye both doggies were quietly sat watching us.

Surprised that they didn't throw a bucket of cold water over you OP.

Being asked this by a guy I was in the middle of having sex with:

"Shall I pump you now?"

I've never forgotten it, scarred me for life.

@mamato3lads

Scottish by any chance? i trust the relationship did not last ...