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Anal question

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twiglet59 · 14/04/2019 19:33

Hello . I am on holiday with DH and have been suffering with severe constipation for the last 5 days . He has just shocked me by suggesting he gives me anal using soap as a lube He swears this works and claims that he and his ex swore by it . He even says that she did the same to him ? I have never done this and thought it was a gay thing . Does anyone know if this works or is he just being really weird. L

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dementedpixie · 14/04/2019 19:52

I couldn't think of anything worse than sticking something up your bum when you are constipated

xpc316e · 15/04/2019 09:24

If you are severely constipated then a soapy water enema will probably work wonders. I have had to use such a method myself after undergoing an operation in hospital and being discharged prior to having a bowel movement.

Taking it up the bum while using soap as a lube may have the same effect, but it sounds to me as though he is using it as an excuse to get himself a bit of anal.

MinnieMul7 · 15/04/2019 13:50

I have been suffering from chronic constipation for years. I have tried so many different type of medication for it but nothing has worked. I am recently in a new relationship and we tried anal a few weeks ago on holiday a few times since. It seems to be the only thing that has helped me.

itsbetterthanabox · 15/04/2019 15:45

Wtf. That's so gross and likely to make you sore. He's just trying to get anal and it won't be nice for you at all!
Try an enema.

ArthurScargillsgingerpube · 16/04/2019 14:20

He even says that she did the same to him ? I have never done this and thought it was a gay thing

Seriously ?

thumpingrug · 19/04/2019 03:19

a) soap is not a good lube for Anal sex.
b) Its not gay.

If your constipated and want an enama use plain water.

Omzlas · 20/04/2019 09:59

"I thought it was a gay thing" Confused

If you fancy a bit of anal, I'm not sure that using soap would be the best thing but could work very well to get you pooping, I'd be tempted to use a condom though. Have you thought about an anal douche?

Darlingheart · 21/04/2019 15:26

Why is he talking about Anal Sex with his EX!!!
I'd be horrified if my partner was speaking about his & his ex's sex life!! Envy

Please don't use soap for constipation!

Deathgrip · 26/04/2019 12:16

God loves a trier!

Do not ever have anal sex with severe constipation. You risk severe damage, not to mention a serious mess (look at what happens when you have an impaction and soft stool behind it - not pretty).

You need glycerine suppositories, not anal sex. What a dick.

loubieloulou · 27/04/2019 10:20

OP go to the chemist & get Glycerin suppositories, they will start the process of relieving the constipation. And as for your DH suggesting what he has.... well that's just ConfusedBiscuit don't do it! That won't help anything!!!

Renarde1975 · 27/04/2019 14:57

No and no!

Soap is astringent - it's an alkali. It will fucking hurt because 1 - it isn't PH neutral and 2 - soap is NOT a lubricant.

Natural oils, anything is better than soap. Coconut, almond and even olive would work better. But that's not really the question is it?

Your partner is a dick.

Renarde1975 · 27/04/2019 14:59

Oh so his ex pegged him?

And you didn't know this OP until now?

lasttimeround · 28/04/2019 12:16

Yes it will work. Soap would be basically the same as a glycerin suppository. But having sex so you can poop? Soap will work faster than the suppository. High yuck potential. I guess he likes ansl penetration himself. Not necessarily gay but introducing this via the 'my ex did it' route isn't ideal to say the least.

slartybardfast · 28/04/2019 16:52

Love the way that some of you can certifiy a Dick so easily!
Knowing next to nothing about them - That must make life easier?

Renarde1975 · 29/04/2019 14:17

@slartybardfast Oh dear. Of course he is. The way such an intimate topic has been introduced and the mention of the ex....

Yeah. I'm completely relaxed about saying that. I speak as an anal practitioner. Are you?

slartybardfast · 29/04/2019 17:25

A practitioner? Yes, we both are tbh.

As for the Dick? I'm just saying that it's a little harsh to diagnose someone's old man as a Dick on the basis of one sentence he said. We don't know if he's always like that do we? In fact, the OP said she was 'shocked' - perhaps because this odd thing to say was so far out of character?
Don't get me wrong, the suggestion is stupid. No defence.
The Ex thing? That's pretty careless isn't it.

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