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Instigating Sex

16 replies

Newwoman2017 · 08/06/2018 09:14

So if you had a bath/shower (kids were in bed )and husband watching tv but you came down stairs showed him your lady bits and attempted to initiate sitting on his face what would your husband do?

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xpc316e · 08/06/2018 09:41

I can only speak from a man's point of view, but I would be all over my partner if she were to do that. In the busy lives we lead, any chance to be intimate is to be relished.

If I am reading between the lines, it sounds as though you tried this and were rebuked - am I correct?

Tardis1985 · 08/06/2018 10:29

I tried this once with my ex husband i sat on his lap and he looked around me to carry on watching star trek! :(

Newwoman2017 · 08/06/2018 10:47

Is that why he's you ex?

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Sparkybloke · 08/06/2018 12:54

I'd be all over my partner. Some hope though as she is just not interested....

Newwoman2017 · 08/06/2018 13:03

Well i feel deflated he wanted to watch his programme! He came up to bed much later expecting to get it on So i ignored him.

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MarieG10 · 08/06/2018 13:25

I did something along similar lines...my complaint was that I walked with bowed legs for two days!

Hecketyheck · 08/06/2018 14:24

In all honesty it depends how long it was since we last had sex. I'm constantly up for it at the moment - as in all the time - I'm assuming it's hormonal as I'm not normally like this at all - so if it were tonight that your scenario happened he'd probably weep quietly in a corner. Usually though he'd be up for it - although I wouldn't instigate sitting on his face - that would be quite a random thing for us and seems quite an aggressive act in some ways.

Wherearemymarbles · 08/06/2018 16:15

Personally It would be a huge huge turn on

Newwoman2017 · 08/06/2018 16:24

basically I did it to try and perk things up. He always used to suggest that to me so it I thought i'd do it to turn him on!

He's basically more interested in his phone or TV lately. We've had a lot of rows about lack of family time together and the Last time we were children free was February.

I've tried talking to him he turns everything into a joke and just expects me to get over it.

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Wherearemymarbles · 08/06/2018 17:01

Well if he suggested you do something like that its pretty bloody rude!!

Illusive01 · 08/06/2018 22:52

If it’s sonething he previously suggested then he should have snapped at the opportunity, I know if I were in the same position I would have!

MonkeysAndPuzzles1 · 10/06/2018 11:44

Doesn't sound like he was very respectful or into you.

Familymanhusband · 10/06/2018 18:36

OP - I'm not trying to be clever here or in anyway directly have a go, but I cannot help wondering what responses would have been forthcoming had this same post been written from a man's perspective, perhaps along the line of the following, gender reversed...

"So if you had a bath/shower (kids were in bed ) and wife watching tv but you came down stairs showed her your genitals and attempted to initiate putting in her face what would your wife do?"

I'd take a guess there would be a fair amount of negativity towards such behaviour. I'd expect comments ranging from 'where's the foreplay', all the way to 'disgusting, abhorrent behaviour'.

If I take my 'double standards police hat' off for a moment and try to answer the question objectively, my reaction would totally depend on my understanding of my wife's perceived reaction if I did the same in reverse.

If my wife was the sort to reactive positively to the site of an unannounced penis shoved in her face with no warning and instantly become aroused and sexually enthusiastic, then I guess my response would be similar.

As my wife would be pretty disgusted if I were to do such a thing, and then inform me about foreplay, sexual tension, build up, that sex begins earlier in the day and the mood needs to be right and there should be little hints, gestures of good will, wooing here and there, perhaps a massage etc before even thinking of doing such a thing, then if my wife were to turn round and just shove here lady garden in my face and expect me to respond, I'd reject her and have a rather frank conversation about one rule for one and a another rule for another. In other words, "sorry, no - you don't get to just be sexually demanding on a whim whilst I've got to build up and coerce for hours in advance.

Can't have it both ways.

In summary, it depends on the dynamic and previous rules of engagement.

Robin233 · 13/06/2018 08:11

If I did that hubby would be delighted
He still might look round me to watch the end of his program lol
But he would tell me how he appreciated the view.

And no if he did the same I would be like ?????
But men and women are very different.
Men or much more visual
That's why we had page 3 etc
As a women I needed this explaining to me lol
I know it's hard with young kids. Sounds like you both wanted the same thing but your timing was out.

busybarbara · 13/06/2018 09:32

In summary, it depends on the dynamic

That's really it. While men do tend to be quicker to be stimulated and ready to go sexually, it's not a universal trait. Similarly, there are women who would definitely be impressed if presented with a penis out of the blue.. but not many! Grin

BoobleMcB · 13/06/2018 09:40

Probably press pause.

However it's a very good point from @Familyman if it was a man posting this or a woman posting that her DP did this, he'd be strung up and called allsorts. He'd have assaulted her and she'd be urged to LTB lol

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