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How do you talk dirty without feeling completely ridiculous?

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MrsGrim · 25/03/2017 19:43

Just that really. OH and I have been together 22 yrs. He was the 3rd guy I'd ever slept with and was more experienced than me. Have 2 kids (7 and 9). We 'd normally have sex maybe twice a week on average. I've always enjoyed it and he's a very considerate partner in that department. In the early days we were a lot more adventurous (like most people I suppose) sex outside, toys, lots of nice underwear)

OH has been on and off a testosterone gel (prescribed by his GP) for the last few years and is now on it for good. This names him far more horny than normal and basically he's like a bloody teenager with a constant hard on.

He says he needs more sex, wants to try spicing things up a bit, would like me to dress up and is always going on about me talking dirty to him during sex. Specifically making up a sexy story. I can talk to him and tell him what I want him to do to me but I feel like a complete title trying to make up a dirty story. Tried a couple of times and he would be like "No say this" or "say that to me" and then I ended up getting defensive because I felt so daft.

I'm actually starting to feels but anxious about sex now, as though he's wanting me to perform. He says that's not the case and he would love to have sex with me every single day and wants it to be as interesting and spontaneous as it used to be.

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MightyFine79 · 27/03/2017 20:23

I'll bet he was! I agree with all that's been said, but if you do still want to give it a go can you talk it through with him sometime when you aren't into the middle of things? Sofa with a glass of wine and "so darling, what can I say that will turn you on?" Pretty much no-one on earth can actually make up a whole story on the spot, but there will be key bits that he likes to hear about. We've fallen into dirty talk as occasional foreplay, but very much just as chat. Things like weird places we'd like to try it or things we'd like done or to do, or things we did that we remember fondly. We've also done the reading stories thing too, with success. Could you ask him to find one he would like you to read to him to get on the right track?

Huskylover1 · 28/03/2017 21:58

Is he watching a lot of porn? I would hate this type of pressure! I also detest the stupid things women say in porn vids. It's all so plastic and manufactured. Does he do the dirty talk? If not I'd turn the tables and ask him to. See what gems he comes out with, it may give you some insight as to what is going on in his mind.

RubyBluesey · 28/03/2017 23:36

perhaps he should stop using the gel....

wantmorenow · 30/03/2017 20:33

www.dailymotion.com/video/x94m8c_kate-winslet-talking-dirty-funny1_fun
Not helpful but makes me giggle....

NerrSnerr · 30/03/2017 20:40

I think it's got to come naturally. We sometimes talk dirty, but we're both into it and it had just evolved over the years. Sometimes it's talking about Fantasies and sometimes it's being explicit about what we want. I wouldn't do it if I didn't feel comfortable.

Harvestmoonsobig · 30/03/2017 21:11

"Maybe I'll surprise him with a 12" strap on and see how chatty he is then!"

Excellent. Best laugh I've had this year especially in the context 'he thinks I'm submissive. GrinGrinGrin

MrsGrim · 31/03/2017 14:16

Thanks for all the replies. He used to watch a fair bit of porn when he was younger but not so much now. He says watching other women doesn't do anything for him,he gets more turned on by me. He does talk dirty sometimes but I find it hard to take seriously if I'm honest. Had more sex this week though. If the thoughts crossed my mind then I've just gone and grabbed him rather than doing the dishes!

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saleorbouy · 12/04/2017 21:26

If you can't talk dirty maybe try texting dirty, it maybe easier for you to get started this way and have the desired effect of teasing him.

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