Mattress protection, how do you prepare?

[futureolympianinmyhouse]

So after being with me new bf for 3 months, and having squirted over his mattress, he asked me to post on Mumsnet hoŵ to remove squirting from a mattress...I replied that we should buy a preventative option, And I have purchase a protector for his bed.
So now the difficult time..how do I turn up at his with a mattress protector, and when do you fit it to the bed?
Does it ruin the moment..'oh hold on' lets strip the bed and make the bed before we retire for the night....how does it work?
I have been single for a long time, and it's the first relationship I have been in since I have been a squirter, if it was my own house I would be prepared if I knew he was coming round. Though unsure if he would feel the same way?

Can't the mattress protector just be on permanently and be removed if it gets wet? Not sure why the logistics of it are such a mystery.

We have two mattress protectors for our bed. They come off with the bedding, get washed and a clean one goes on with the clean bedding. His mattress, his problem though if you don't live together?

Hang on, if he asked you to post here about it then just give him the protector as an answer.

My bed is made like this. Slightly padded fabric mattress protector, then sheet. Then another mattress protector and another sheet. Top sheet and protector whip off if they get wet and the bed is still ready to sleep in. Easy.

What happened to make you 'become' a 'squirter'?
Why can't you just give him the mattress protector to put on his own bed? Or even better why doesn't he sort out his own mattress protection for his own bed?
Will he expect you to take it home and wash it too?
Why did he suggest you asked MN couldn't he have just Googled it? And ordered it? And made the bed?
Am I repeating myself?

He sounds like a real catch.

Gin-I was thinking about arriving with another sheet for the bed and present the both at the same time, so we could double up..so in the morning the sheet and protector is removed.*
How-*He normally washes the sheets the next day..so no he will not be expecting me to take them away with me to wash!!! I can only imagine I have become a squirter due to him being such a pleasing partner!
Evidence- he is trying to catch it all...but sometimes there is too much!
So we need to buy another protector..that gets put on the bed after it is remade in the morning

he is trying to catch it all

Are you playing Pokémon? Did you mean to say 'Squirtle' instead?

His mattress, his problem. Yes, exactly.

Whole new meaning to sleeping in the wet patch!

Get a water bed 🙂

can someone enlighten me as to what squirting is?
I feel for you op, tbh, its his mattress and his problem, I cant believe he hasn't got a mattress protector himself anyway?
What a passion killer to be even having this convo. I mean if a man withdrew and came on my bed I cant imagine asking him to go onto a forum t see what can be done? Bizarre?

Weird. Does he appreciate that he is contributing to the wet patch?

Has he had sex with anyone else, ever?

Why are you being so matter of fact about accepting you are ruining his mattress?

Who the hell even notices such stiff just 12 weeks into a relationship?

What kind of man feels it is appropriate to mention it and expect the now wholly embarrassed and somewhat surprised GF to pay for a remedy?

Sorry, OP. But I really can't imagine how that conversation ever came about... let alone why you feel obliged to take responsibility for the wet patch... paying for his pleasure!!!!

I can only imagine I have become a squirter due to him being such a pleasing partner! But having re-read that I can only assume this is a reverse and you want us all to congratulate you on being such a damn good fuck!!! No woman would say that.... surely? I know I wouldn't!

Ffs...

OP asks for advice, then gets crap. Go Mumsnet, sooo supportive.

OP,
Have you heard of Waitrose?
Online, next day delivery anywhere and they have lots of mattress protectors and sheets and if you want to order a brand new mattress then you are in luck and so is BF as they have a huge clearance sale on.

OP asks for advice, then gets crap
No, the bf is getting the crap. He's a grown man, it's his bed, he needs to take responsibility for it.

He'll be making the most mess, what the heck is he putting all the blame on to you, he needs to go out and buy his own mattress protector.

Have sex in the shower, then he can't whinge about his mattress being ruined. He can just send you out for some Cillit Bang to clean it up with.

Just put a towel underneath yourself

What bofski said, just use a towel, we call it 'the sex towel', thought everyone had one