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Sex with late to bed teens in the house....

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daydreamnation · 07/08/2015 15:01

In a nutshell, teenage dd, who incidentally has the ears of a bat, now goes to bed at about the same time as dp & I most nights. Our house is small and open plan and we can all easily hold conversations with each other from our bedrooms, very sweet mostly but not great when the conversation between dp & I turns more 'adult'. Put plainly and as this is the sex topic, the only way we can have sex these days is in total silence in positions that require almost minimal movement. This is not us, we are huge fans of much louder, active sex, we're not talking Sting & Trudi style but I absolutely hate that we have to be so quiet Sad it's still lovely and dp is great in the sack still but it all feels a bit passive.
Do we just have to just deal with this for the next few years? It's not the worlds biggest problem, I'm totally aware of that and I know we are lucky to still have such a good (but silent) sex life.

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OtisSpankmyarse · 08/08/2015 17:56

Short of shagging on the living room floor there's not much chance of mine noticing anything .... and even then he'd probably just complain my arse was blocking his view of the telly :-)

At least that's what I like to tell myself, the alternative is too cringeworthy

travellinglighter · 08/08/2015 21:19

God I'd have been ridiculously tempted to take a selfie and send it back with a thumbs up.

If it ever happens to me (unlikely) I’m definitely going to do that.

heylilbunny · 09/08/2015 08:15

We usually have morning sex - starting that pattern when our three kids were tiny and I was too exhausted at night. Great way to start the day! DH is starting a new job 10 minutes from home so we may be getting more "Afternoon Delights".

Minime85 · 09/08/2015 09:29

We make use on downstairs. Although the dog isn't impressed and always asks to leave the room Grin Kitchen side and table are handy Blush and I agree we are fans of morning sex too. I just have to be quieter.

SirChenjin · 09/08/2015 10:45

The kitchen table? With teens in the house?? The kitchen is our teens (and every other teen I know) second favourite place next to their rooms - it's the very last place we'd go at it Grin

Minime85 · 09/08/2015 11:38

Not quite teens yet but a 10 yr old who doesn't sleep! So Hoover up against living room or kitchen door to keep it barred Smile

differentnameforthis · 09/08/2015 11:40

At least - I am assuming - most of you have an upstairs & a downstairs, thereby facilitating you to have nookie on the sofa or something..

We are all on one level.

SirChenjin · 09/08/2015 14:28

Barring the door of the kitchen with a hoover to 2 teens - wouldn't work here, they would demand to know why they couldn't get in Grin . Am very impressed by your 10 year old - but give him a few years when he's wandering around the house at all hours Wink

WallyBantersJunkBox · 09/08/2015 15:29

Hoover against living room door, quickie on the kitchen counter, locked in the shower, in the shed GrinGrinGrin

It's like teenhood in reverse....

SirChenjin · 09/08/2015 15:46

Not really - my teens wouldn't know where to find the hoover Grin

WallyBantersJunkBox · 13/08/2015 09:00

Very true Sir.

GrinGrinGrin

iamdivergent · 17/08/2015 19:07

Mine aren't teens but we're having the same issue! They go to bed early enough but DD1 doesn't fall asleep for ages, I've seen us at it and I hear her flushing the loo - certainly puts a damper on things!

Rainicorn · 17/08/2015 19:14

We have the same problem. Nobody ever tells you these problems when you have a baby.

DS1 is stopping at a friends tomorrow. I'm planning on a good sessions as the other 2 will be asleep by 9.

KatieScarlettreregged · 17/08/2015 19:17

Wait till they finally feck off to study.
3 weeks 5 days to go...
Grin

ScrambledEggAndToast · 16/09/2015 21:03

Yup, know the feeling as I have a 12 year old who can hear a pin drop! A couple of weeks ago, I sent him to the shop so me and DP could have a shag as we were gagging for it Grin He was probably only gone about 2 minutes but we got a quickie in!!

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