This is mostly a lighthearted post and I have no intention at all of carrying this out... BUT...
There is an excellent local secondary school just outside of our catchment which is CofE. I am a massive, massive atheist and am vehemently opposed to religion forming entry criteria (and indeed the practising of religion within schools).
Putting aside the huge hypocrisy for a moment, bear with me...
If you are outside of catchment you will still likely be offered a place if your parents have attended church at least twice a month for three years. Vom, but OK.
In order to prove this, you print off a form which the vicar signs, and you return to your school.
Are you seriously telling me that the council then writes to every church (no space on the form for phone number) to double-check this? What's to stop a feckless parent (me) from forging this with some church in Little Dribbling?
Part of me feels it would be justified to beat the stupid system that allows selection based on faith. (The rest of me knows it's massively hypocritical to want your child to get into a faith school if you're an atheist.)
By the way, my eldest is not yet 5, so we have a way to go... And I am not actually going to do this.
If you do see me in the Daily Mail in about six years time, you heard it hear first.