then any third party can report it as a hate crime.
Or indeed your friend can report you if he thinks someone else might be offended. But then, being in possession of a bible could be a hate crime.
DHs view and I'm not sure i disagree, is that they have made it so abhorrent that it will trigger a backlash and they can then pull back and remove the worst bits and get all the other bits through that if they tried to get through normally, people would object. So it looks like they are listening to the people. They probably didn't anticipate the shitstorm around schools and exams also requiring u turns though...