don't murder me here....am obviously an amateur in all this 
I'm typical Scottish, red hair, freckles, burns in the sun, white skin with a tinge of blue...
thing is, am going on holiday soon and want to start off not being so utterly white as usual, I wont tan as I use factor 50 and the sun doesnt get near me, but I wondered about getting some fake tan stuff, or even heaven forbid, getting a spray tan thingy...
has anyone any advice?
am very low maintenance and cant be faffed with hassle....