Why don't posh people have love bites?

[LynetteScavo]

I've noticed the rougher mums at DC's school regularly sport juicy love bites.

The posh mums would never in a million years drop their kids off with love bites on show.

Do the er, "lower classes" have better more passionate sex?

No, they're just "slag stamps". I imagine the more middle class of the mothers don't have them on show.

perhaps they just have them in more discreet places

Maybe the posher ones grew out of it at 14 as I did or maybe the young mums are still 14. Dunno, I'm not posh btw.

The posh have them above the knee and below the waist.

Funny how having a silk scarf tied oh-so-elegantly round your neck comes into and out of fashion...

I have never had a love bite in my life

Because they look horrid???

Why would anyone want one? Don't think they mean passionate sex TBH either.

They wear stylish scarves over them my dear...

Sixty you are missin out! ..its just so obviously tarty ..

There's something primal about leaving your mark on someone, whether it's a lovebite, a hand print or an actual bite or scratch. Mine aren't on show .

Because they're mank! I have NEVER had a love bite in my life and it's not because I'm posh, I grew up on a rough North London Council Estate but we were taught to respect ourselves, my dad would have gone mental if we had gone home with one!

have you ever given on Lisa?..in a moment of lushful behaviour

I am as common as arseholes and i dont have or give love bites. if DP tried he'd get a knee to the sack.

they are vile.

knee to the sack = non mouth induced love bite

I've always thought love bites are statements: look at me..I have a boyfriend/girlfriend so I'm gorgeous. It's an advert that you're having sex. Much better to have thumbprints on your inner thighs lol!

I always thought love bites were a mark of ownership. Might not mean anything sinister on the very young & experimental, but once you've grown up? So "carried away by passion" that you mark your lover's body in a way that's publicly visible? Do me a favour.

What Grace said!

I only ever sported love bites when I was young and stupid and I'm afraid I did want everyone to know that dh (dp then) and I were very much together (he had his fair share too). But I also mark very very easily, so it doesn't take much.

I'm also fairly posh as these things go.

Actually the part of my life when I had love bites had fairly crap sex really, because we didn't really know what we were doing - twenty years of practice and techniques are much improved