i have come home from work today to find the house an absolute s$*t tip despite the fact that DH has been in most of the day and both kids were home. (DH does work ungodly hours but he could have had a nap then done something - anything!)
i am meeting myself coming back and cant stay on top of the housework.
so i come in to a bombsite, and i ask DH if he had not thought to perhaps run the hoover over the living room, which has bits of paper all over it where dd has been cutting something out, cat hair and balls of fluff, bits of rug that the cat has decided to quicken her claws on...
his answer?
"oh, i thought youd already done it"
right.