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Am I the only one?

30 replies

root2 · 13/05/2010 21:09

I really like receiving oral sex, but not just on my vagina.

I want my DP to realise that it is normal to 'pleasure' a woman orally elsewhere.

Very awkward post, hope you understand what I mean

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DEPECHEMODEFANISBACK · 13/05/2010 21:11

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Wonderstuff · 13/05/2010 21:12

Its not even Friday!

DuelingFanjo · 13/05/2010 21:13

Are you talking about getting your arse licked again?

BallpointPen · 13/05/2010 21:13

Really? I find it a bit...meh.

DEPECHEMODEFANISBACK · 13/05/2010 21:15

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Hodie · 13/05/2010 21:15

Just tell him what you want doing to your backside. Easy.

FabIsGoingToGetFit · 13/05/2010 21:16

Why another thread on the same thing?

fireupthequattro · 13/05/2010 21:17

I understand, but I don't know what you think we can do about it? Most men are up for anything aren't they, as long as your bits are clean and there isn't any residual toilet paper stuck there....?

Do you want us to come round to your house as a group and cheer him on?

GypsyMoth · 13/05/2010 21:20

fireup.....i spat my coffee out with laughter. got a mental image of us all cheering!!! lol

SolidGoldBrass · 13/05/2010 21:21

It doesn't matter how normal it is to like rimming (that's the commonly-used term for licking the chocolate starfish, folks) if your DP is grossed out by the idea. Remember that everyone has the right to refuse to do a sexual activity that they personally don't want to do.
However, you could consider the following: using a dental dam (or indeed some clingfilm) over your ring of confidence, you will still get the sensations but your DP may be more inclined to play if he's sure he won't get a brown tongue from doing so.
Flavoured lube might be worth a try too.

ANd there are various toys which imitate tongue action, you could try one of those. Though don't forget, if you use it at the back you mustn't use it at the front without disinfecting and cleaning (my advice would be to buy two such toys if you want to play with both sides).
Have fun. No need to report back with more detail than you are happy to share.

AnyFucker · 13/05/2010 21:24

OP, you have a bottom fetish

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fireupthequattro · 13/05/2010 21:27

Perhaps a brown sticker on sex toy to be used on Rusty Bullet Wound and a pink one on the toy meant for the ladygarden area Solid? To ensure proper hygiene and all that.

Or am I just being too anal?

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Angelcat666 · 13/05/2010 21:29

What Shineon said

AnyFucker · 13/05/2010 21:29

< uses lavender-secented hanky to wipe arse in preparation for some bum-licking action later >

fireupthequattro · 13/05/2010 21:31

oh anyfucker, you know nothing, one whiff of lavender oil heated up on hot bum hole will send him to sleep with his nose jammed up your crack....

IMoveTheStars · 13/05/2010 21:31

rofl SGB

AndieWalsh · 13/05/2010 21:32

Why are you starting multiple bumsex threads?

fireupthequattro · 13/05/2010 21:33

oh I don't think it gives you multiples Andie, just a nice tingle and a sparkling pink rosebud.

AnyFucker · 13/05/2010 21:33

lol @ quattro....clearly I have a lot to learn

perhaps I should just follow all the arse-licking threads that OP has started this evening..

AnyFucker · 13/05/2010 21:34

and, clearly, OP is a hairy-handed trucker

only a man would refer to "oral sex on my vagina"

AndieWalsh · 13/05/2010 21:35

lol!@AF

'Would you mind awfully giving me some oral sex on my vagina, please?'

partytime · 13/05/2010 21:36

This is hilarious, although I must be one of the lavender scented prudish hankie owners, I feel a bit sick at the thought.

But if that's what floats your boat then have fun.

You have cheered me up no end.

fireupthequattro · 13/05/2010 21:38

you're absolutely right, I think he's some saddo sitting there with his saggy yellow pants round his ankles, pepsi bottle bottomed glasses glued to the screen, chubby hand round his button mushroom tadger and waiting for all us hot milfs to say stuff like:

OOOOh why won't your husband rim you, I love it so much I let the gas man do it to me over the wheelie bin this morning, etc etc