***I AM SHE-RAH!***

[pinemartina]

And I am SO POWERFUL that...

I can make P's become angry simply with the expression on my face,or by a gesture imperceptible to the human eye...

I forced my xh to marry me,have dc's and become swamped and trapped by responsibility when he really just wanted a quiet life going out with his mates

I can make my parents feel any feeling I decide

I can make any human being I choose feel any feeling I decide

I can meet the physical,nutritional,financial and emotional needs of 4 dc's ,a baby, 2 dogs - myself - forever and always,easily,gladly and without any support what so ever - because I choose it that way

and because
I am more powerful than any man - and therefore should not be surprised when they quickly become overwhelmed and intimidated by my powers and decide that I am too much for them.......and after all I am only with them out of need ,right?

And so hard that I never need, nor should I expect - or demand - praise ,recognition,hugs ,cuddles or positive feedback of any sort, like ordinary,normal people do

I should be expected to "know" the needs of others and meet them before they are expressed

I should not be surprised if,on failing to do the above,I experience unpleasant consequences - I knew exactly what I was doing ,after all

I WILL SURVIVE - and actually,may well will enjoy a rewarding,satisfying and peaceful life

(-Thanks to Prettylegs and UnlikelyAmazonian--)

love this thread.

Too bloody right you do!!!!!

pretty legs.x

I actually went to a fancy dress party AS She Rah on Saturday night, the pictures are rather awesome

Woohooo, hazaa and hootles

I am soo gonna find a t shirt that states 'Am SHE-RA' now.

I know wasn't it just the worst thing I could ever have done, using my soo obvious powers of herioness for such wrongdoing.

colditz - that is really kewl.

x

I was just putting in random page numbers to read some of the older threads.

This made me laugh so much that I was hoping I might be forgiven for resurrecting it and seeing if anyone has any more super powers to add??

Some of my powers include:

*Making the Playstation crash just by looking at it from across the room

*Knowing by automatic telepathy that DP needs a new pad to write his end of day figures in

*Being aware to the very last morsel and crumb what is in our fridge, freezer and all of the cupboards at any given time.

*Knowing where EVERY single item is in EVERY branch of supermarket in the WORLD

Small and petty but nevertheless powerful

I am the JINX
I stalk my partner in our own home simply by entering the kitchen to make a cuppa while he's washing his hands in there
My eyesight is so extreme I can read his Facebook conversations from 6 metres across the room
I singlehandedly impregnated myself 3 times (on purpose)
I can run a home, care for 2 kids and a new baby, wash, clean, cook, iron, pay all the bills, have energy for sex and still sit on my arse all day while he's at work.
I can make my son late for school even when I get him up an hour before he needs to leave
I can piss my partner off just by the power of sighing when he gets his hundredth text of the evening
I am all powerful!!!
Muhahahaha!!!
Can I be in your coven please???

@ Jinx, the triple Virgin Mary

"I can run a home, care for 2 kids and a new baby, wash, clean, cook, iron, pay all the bills, have energy for sex and still sit on my arse all day while he's at work"

What a contrary and clever creature you are

so glad someone resurrected this thread...I didn't see it first time round.

Love it!

Why thank you Bibi, singlehandedly trying to reclaim my sense of humour after far too much drama :)

You are all forces for the Dark side.

I hope you are proud.

He he he Jinx - credit where it's due, those are pretty good powers you know!

AlistairSim - very proud actually, since I'm a goody goody two shoes in real life. Nice to be able to have an alter ego here on MN

Know how I got my nickname the jinx? Cos when me and p moved in together he'd left a load of debts... They followed him to our new shared address. he now not only had to pay our bills but his old ones too. Hence im a jinx. Evil old me eh? Luckily for him debt clearing and bill paying are all part of my super skills lol. That and typing on iPhone whilst holding baby and making a toastie hehe :)

*Eating a toastie rather lol

Another testament to your superpowers then since toastie was spelled right the first time

it wasn't about the spelling, just spotted that. D'oh, yet again I reveal myself to be a dunce......off to post office now so peace can reign on this thread...

Also being like a walking directory enquiries so that I have instant recall of any telephone number dh might want to ring in both the UK and France......

.....because he can't be arsed to look them up himself.

I am NOT she rah! I can work full time in my salaried corporate position and wake up 5 hours after I went to bed and wash dress and feed four kids before taking them to 2 different schools and one playgroup and toddler group then the gym but sadly I cannot clean the houe simultaneously so I have failed as a woman as obviously a real woman would be able to do that at the same time!

hang head in shame

I have unexpectedly become SHE(ILA)-RAH as I have recently found out that:-

1. I have secretly managed to make my soon to be ex-DH desperately unhappy since our nearly three year old DS was born and forced him to live a life of deception where everyone else in the world believed him to be happy but only he knew the reality. I also managed to hypnotise him so he felt unable to say anything and instead made him say things like "you are my world, you are everything to me, I love you so much" every day and write lovely notes and messages and act like a wonderful husband.

1. Using my super human powers of cunning and stealth, I again used my powers of hypnosis to steer him into beginning IVF, including making him lie in the counselling session before-hand where he was powerless to say anything other than he was supportive and confident (sadly my powers failed a week in when he decided he had had enough and walked out just as the drugs were really beginning to kick in).

1. I was able to use my powers to make sure that the universe gave me within the current calendar year an ectopic pregnancy and an emergency room drama and a removed fallopian tube and then cunningly follow it up with a pregnancy that was ended at 13 weeks due to severe chromosome abnormalities. This gave me the INCREDIBLE power of being unhappy which forced DH to lament that we should have pulled together more instead of it obviously tearing us apart (so obvious was this tear in the relationship we had an amazing weekend away and then started IVF a few months later; cunning signs of an impending split).

1. I had the power to lose DH his very well paid corporate job. ROAR. So powerful infact that it was "all my fault". He spent so much time trying to make me happy, he didn't focus on work (err aside from the 10 hours a day he was actually at work).

1. I now have the power to turn him into a total c**t. This one is my favourite. So successful is this power, he will now make me stay in Australia (where I have only been for three years and during which I have had trouble settling so we were supposed to be coming back to the UK during 2011). SHEILA-RA is looking forward to using all of her abilities when she is a single parent stranded on the otherside of the world, without old friends and family to help and when she has to get a job in a market in which she has never worked, oh and move away from her new friends that she took three years to make as she moves closer to the city to make the job thing work with a 3 year old.

1. I have forced my DH to blackmail me into putting our family home on the market otherwise he will default on the mortgage. I have also managed to convince him that he is being hard done by when we will walk away from the marriage with more money than he started with and I will leave with less. I have also managed to convince him that his proposed child support payments are 'generous' when in fact they are 'shocking'(my solicitors words)given his previous level of income (but inline with published child support agency rates).

7.I have really wiped the floor with him. So much so he would rather be on his own (which would explain the herbal supplements called 'horny goat weed' to boost male performance that were hidden in the back of his car along with the pay as you go mobile which is for 'job calls').

Gosh that was cathartic. thank you original poster.