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husband and hand jobs (mine not his)

25 replies

plshelpme · 31/12/2009 18:14

Pls don't shout troll at me! Am embarrassed about posting this as it is and am very worried my 'real' name will pop up by mistake and I will have to run away from MN forever...!
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Ok
So here's the thing.
I totally totally love and adore my DH. I have the best relationship I could ever ask for and fall more in love and fancy him more all the time etc etc etc
We have a slightly odd sexual relationship though. We don't do it that much (not compared to others on here anyway!) but when we do it's usually quite full on and hot. So far so good. Sometimes I can come from just the penetration if I am really in the mood and have got myself in just the right position but often i finish myself off so to speak. DH finds this sexy and I wouldn't mind but for the fact that in our time together i have made it a big priority to become seriously proficient at making him come be it by HJ or by BJ or shaggin, but he has never really tried to perfect his skills in the same way and therefore actually has never made me come with hand or mouth. To be honest however no man ever has so i think it might be a bit to do with me - i.e. i focus too much on willing it to happen which means it's never going to...He hasn't really tried for a while now. maybe 2 years?

So my questions are:

  1. Does anyone else have this experience? Am I maybe just hard to make come? (have quite a high sex drive and very intense orgasms - not sure if that's relevant but might as well put it all out there)
  2. we've been together for a long time. we have really good communication skills - if i am to raise it again, how do you think i should?

erm...think that's it.

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FabIsGoingToBeFabIn2010 · 31/12/2009 18:19

at being brave enough to post.

Has he ever tried to arouse you using his fingers or tongue before and then given up as it hasn't been great for you?

maduggar · 31/12/2009 18:20

Raise it! He probably has no idea that you would like him to do it.

Id never had a man bring me to orgasm before my current DP. I presumed it must be because I was hard to do. DP though, manages to make me come about 4 times a week . I cant get there through penetration alone (I envy you!) but DP can work magic by using fingers while actually doing the deed. I bet if your man was to do the same, youd manage it no problem

paulaplumpbottom · 31/12/2009 18:20

I would mention it but make sure its at the right time. Maybe when its just the two of you in the car or something like that. Never mention it before or during sex.

We all orgasm differently. Maybe you just need more forplay.

FabIsGoingToBeFabIn2010 · 31/12/2009 18:21

Just take his hand and do it with him...

trice · 31/12/2009 18:21

I'm sure you only have to ask.

PirateCatintheXmasHat · 31/12/2009 18:22

so if you give him a bj or hj, what's he doing? is this oart of a 'session' or one off's you give to him.

do you mean he doesn't ever reciprocate?

If you are only doing shags once in a while then maybe thats how he thinks it works for you.

I guess you need to spit it out.

anyways, lucky old people with sex lives

Northumberlandlass · 31/12/2009 18:25

I can count the times I have come from penetration only on one hand....

I need direct clitoris stimulation - which is fine. We work around it and we have a good sex life ! He uses his hands / mouth etc

Talk to him about it !!

You are not alone

plshelpme · 31/12/2009 18:32

I did try at the beginning with the guidey hand thing - and he would try too but it was always slightly in the wrong place and way WAY too sensitive and too fast etc

guess i should just come out with it. agree that car journey would be good place and time too.

he does fumble around a bit but has probably realised it's not getting me anywhere fast so seems increasingly non committal! Also I love doing my 'bit' and wouldn't want to be too ooo now it's your turn to do me predictable - obviously sometimes would be nice though...

...4 times a week though. that would be a dream come true! Am I overusing the word come now?

thanks so much for posting your answers, and for not taking the mickey!

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HerBeatitude · 31/12/2009 18:36

Re raising the issue - a book is always good. Sth like Hot Sex by Tracey Cox (I know, unfortunate name, but v.good book)

FabIsGoingToBeFabIn2010 · 31/12/2009 18:36

I think a car journey is not the place to discuss this tbh.

At home, after a drink or two, close to the bedroom...

maduggar · 31/12/2009 18:40

Agree with Fab. You want to be able to act on impulse, should the need arise . I do find my best, frank, conversations with DP are when we are relaxed, at home, with a drink in hand.

JustAnotherManicMummy · 31/12/2009 18:41

You need a nice long uninterrupted afternoon of oral training. Just make sure you have something nice and sparkling to drink to relieve the nerves.

It is possible to train a man with a bit of time and patience

plshelpme · 31/12/2009 20:13

You are totally right. Need to hurry up and finish BFing so can really enjoy a bit of champers indulgence...ooo suddenly quite looking forwards to it. Not sure how to train in the oral department tho ...
Anyway thanks again. now i must work out how to logout so i don't get found out

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ItsGraceAgain · 31/12/2009 22:09

Umm ... Just in case you revisit your thread (though I hope you'll be too post-orgasmically zoned out to log on!) ...

In my vast, if time-distanced, experience, most men think "making a woman come" is something you can learn like learning to use a double-clutch shift drive.

This is why, if they've been "great at oral" with one woman, they think they've got The Technique and no woman need ever worry again Incidentally, that's another good reason why faking orgasm is a bad idea ;)

They need introducing to the idea that it's not just another type of engine, there are a million different sub-types. Like, if you drive your 1980 Porsche as if it'd been born as your twin, you're going to find it's a whole different ball game when you get behind the wheel of a 2009 Ferrari. Etc.

DH prolly thinks you like to finish yourself off because you prefer it. The poor boy, has he never experienced the unsurpassed joys of coming together with you?? Tsk.

I'm going to suggest a slightly different approach, PHM (if you're still here). You're already holding a winning hand [lol] as you know how to do it yourself. So the question is more of simultaneous pleasure, rather than no pleasure. I wouldn't like to be too personal, so I'll just shout this - HOW MANY DIFFERENT POSITIONS DO YOU KNOW?

Hardly any women come through vaginal intercourse alone. It ain't true about lack of nerve endings in there, btw, it's more a matter of angles & dimensions - anyway, moving swiftly on:

What you want is lots of clitoral stimulation during the crucial moments. You need to experiment with this - the best way to start is by sitting on top, where you can wiggle around to get the optimum level of - er, frottage for you. (This is also handy for size & angle mismatches, btw). Our clitoral nerves extend all the way down the inside of our thighs, too, so sit-on-top is ideal for getting your legs in position for all-the-way-along contact with his

Obviously, you don't want to be calculating geometry at the height of your passion! So stick a pillow under his knees if you're less than perfectly springy in the thigh department, it makes life easier. And - remember to Feel The Lurve. 90% of sexual activity happens in the brain

Blushes and returns to own psychologically-disturbed thread .... Happy 2010!

JustAnotherManicMummy · 31/12/2009 23:51

Oral training - think landing a plane. Lots of signalling and two-way communication...

ie. Left a bit, riiiiight a bit. Bit more pressure... up a little... Do that again, no the other thing... Yes, that's good. Keep going, keep going, keep going... oooooooh, oooooooh, bit faster... tiny bit slower, keep going... ooooooohhh weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

But obviously it could take a bit longer than that

littlejo67 · 01/01/2010 11:21

Sounds like you dont wish to lower his self esteem by mentioning that you need him to do more for you? If he is a bit fumbling get a vibrator and get him to use it on you. This can be problematic with men as they have an urge to ram it in you like a piston! Therefore use it on yourself while he watches. Then he can learn.Doggy style is good in my opinion as you can put the vibrator in the right place while having sex. Hopefully you can then acheive a penetrative Orgasm everytime.I cant pop just by shagging but using the vibrator too is mind blowing.

WhatFuckingYearIsItAnyway · 01/01/2010 13:34

what littlejo said, totally

StanleyFletcher · 01/01/2010 13:46

'Accidentally' hurt your hand, wrap it in a bandage and say "oops - you will have to do it for me - I can tell you how......"

plshelpme · 01/01/2010 16:57

Yes am worried about hurting his feelings but also just having another failed go. He actually bought me a top of the range awesome vibrator but it's faulty and wouldn't recharge after the first go so we never really got off the ground with that one! Ii never got round to taking it back stupidly).

Think it is a good idea to have a learning session while doing the do too as it will be easier for me to climax

Like that accidentally hurting hand idea too though!

Hell i'll give it all a go and get back to you!

thanks again

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WhatFuckingYearIsItAnyway · 01/01/2010 18:02

good luck x

ByThePowerOfGreyskull · 01/01/2010 18:10

right so here goes with the embarrasment..

when I met DH he had a certain technique..
didn't do anything for me at all.

I prefer long relaxed tongue doggy licks. I am not sure where I found the doggy licks phrase from but he knew what I meant immediately where as trying to describe that I needed it to be less intense didn't seem to work .

I hope to get to do this again more once I get my undercarriage sorted

WhatFuckingYearIsItAnyway · 01/01/2010 18:26

oh yes greyskull

pointed tongue...noooooooooooooooo

ByThePowerOfGreyskull · 01/01/2010 19:48

ooooooooh God please don't let my oversharing kill the thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeni7 · 01/01/2010 20:23

Well you made the thread for me Greyskull!

LOL!! And the nicknames a stroke of genius too.

ByThePowerOfGreyskull · 01/01/2010 21:35
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