Hello lovely girl. I have lost your email address. I changed to google chrome and it has skewed everything.
Can you email me your address - if you still have my email address?
Or cat me with yr address?
Have things to tell you. Like: other place under offer, arsewipe's wanky relation is ill, I have discovered cheese and onion hula hoops, that kind of thing. STILL have your emails on my fridge door though they are a bit olive-oily now.
also, I have had sex with a man. crap sex, in fact not sex really, more just finding pants then making a cup of tea but it's a start.
I should have put this in a private email shouldnt i
EVERYBODY...DON'T LISTEN/READ.
IT'S PRIVATE. GO AWAY.