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dh has just called me a fatgit....

32 replies

fatgit · 29/04/2005 19:15

apparently i dont take care of myself, as other suburban housewives do. and men fifteen years older than him have fitter wives. and he looks ten years younger than his age. and that he is 34 but has such a fat git for a wife. and i should go on a diet and stop eating muller youghurt. and on and on.

i dont want sympathy. i want to know how i can spend his money.
i take as much care of myslef as three kids allow. i am on a diet, and for a week now have been successful. but im not going to tell him that. i take care of his house and kids for him whilst he is always out working. he is rarely home.
all this came about because i told him i didnt want to go out to this meal tonight.. and tried to tell him my stupid reasons for not going.

so any ideas how to be as mean back to him? childish i know, but thats the way i feel

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nikcola · 29/04/2005 19:18

bastard

Tinker · 29/04/2005 19:18

laxatives in his food?

nikcola · 29/04/2005 19:19

leave kids with him tomoorw go shopping have hair/nails done buy loads of new clothes then see if he likes that

Gobbledigook · 29/04/2005 19:21

I like Nikcola's idea! Do it, do it - go and make yourself look gorgeous then tell him to F*k off when he wants a smooch

happymerryberries · 29/04/2005 19:23

Go out and spend a fortune and masses of time getting yourself 'done up' for him, and then leave him in the house and go our with your mates!

Thomcat · 29/04/2005 19:23

Yeah get up early and spewnd day in town, new outfit, massage, sunbed manicure.

Come home and make him a dog food pie, with the laxatives in as well!

Best punishment of all though is be happy! Sing to yourself, and keep a smaile on your face, but do n't smile at him!

glitterfairy · 29/04/2005 19:23

Why are men such plonkers? What makes them think they are gorgeous? At least you can change being fat he cant change being a w**r! Spend, spend, spend is what I say. Also have a lie in tomorrow morning and tell him you are thinking of taking a younger lover!

Original poster
fatgit · 29/04/2005 19:27

thanks girls.
i like the laxatives idea.
and the spending i am going to do now on the internet as dont have access to his money unless use his cards online.
what sort of laxatives and where would i get them?

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AngelCakeUmm · 29/04/2005 19:31

I would tell him where to stuff it! Leave the kids with him all tomorrow and i would spend a fortune on his card!
Also spend time on urself like bathing for an hr, painting your nails reading a book, doing your hair and when he asks why are you not looking after the kids tell him cause you are spendning time on urself and taking care of urself like he wants bastard how dare he!!

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fatgit · 29/04/2005 19:34

he dares because he knows he will get away with it.
what will i do? other than spend his money? or not talk to him for a while. or not have sex with him? but thats not a problem as he doesnt want to have sex anyways.
he doesnt care about the atmospehre in the house, coz he's never there, always out working.

my ds cam in and asked what we were fighting about. i told him his dad said i was fat. and bless him, he was shocked. he said i wasnt fat at all. just strong. and that his dad was upset coz i stronger than him.

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iprefercream · 29/04/2005 19:35

Do as I would, take a photograph of the man asleep, preferably dribbling with his tongue hanging out, and if you can get his maggot on the picture all the better! Then you post it onto the internet for all to see. After all, if he is such a sex-god then he shouldn't have much to worry about should he?

Papillon · 29/04/2005 19:42

the reflections of a child... thought provoking stuff

I like that idea... the photo... perhaps of the net you could frame it and place it on the dresser in your bedroom - say to him you like to look at it when you miss him

ggglimpopo · 29/04/2005 20:00

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tiredemma · 29/04/2005 20:30

my dp was a total tosser to me a few weeks ago, my fault that ds2 was awake all night apparently, really really pissed me off......so much in fact that i cleaned around the toilet with his toothbrush. disgusting i know, but god did i feel good watching him brush his teeth.

debs26 · 29/04/2005 20:31

chilli peppers rubbed in underpants?

Newbarnsleygirl · 29/04/2005 20:34

I should put you in touch with my MIL. She is an expert on different types of things to go in food and drinks

She knows what dissolves what doesn't

Laxitives is a good one apparently.

fairyfly · 29/04/2005 20:35

sit on his face and suffocate him

glitterfairy · 29/04/2005 20:40

FF hello you get naughtier by the minute!

lilsmum · 29/04/2005 20:41

pmsl @ FF, you are coming out with some class material tonight i must say

Pruni · 29/04/2005 20:42

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BubblesDeVere · 29/04/2005 20:43

FF

BubblesDeVere · 29/04/2005 20:45

What about putting one of his smelly socks in his pillowcase.

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fatgit · 29/04/2005 21:03

what evil minds we all have.

god, now that i no longer feel miserable, can laugh at these ideas. but have also spent 53 quid on asos on stuff for me that i absolutely do not need.

oh, type COMPANY get 20 percent off!

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Thomcat · 29/04/2005 21:29

OMG, you girls can be pure evil, it's great!

octavia · 29/04/2005 23:05

Well keep on spending the internet is your oyster!
A big hug to you though, no one deserves to be called that especially by someone who is suppose to love you