Manky rancid grubby feckless squalid pig man picked his EARS with my kirby grips and I know this because I just had one in my MOUTH while I was pinning my hair up before my bath.

[snigger]

Insert dry heaving noises of your choice.

Of all his revolting guttersnipe habits, this is the one that's going to cost him his life.

I am more concerned about Nickytwotimes Da having a wee dish by his arm chair....

Sweetcat, unfortunately I'm not joking.

Thank god I caught the fecker mid scrub.

When challenged he said he just wanted to help out and had seen/read somewhere that toothbrushes made handy cleaning implements around the house.

YES old discarded feckin' brushes NOT my current bloody one.

and also why do men always pick their noses while driving (well, stopped at light)? Do they think they're invisible? Yuck

No, no, no!! That's horrible. Someone I work with spends meetings with pen tops in his ear digging for gold. Then he inspects his treasures!!!

Heave!

Lol
I can remember using these for my ears as a child, not sure if cotton buds existed or if they were too'posh' for us.
It was part of our sunday night bathtime regime, we had a bath every sunday whether we needed it or not!