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DH is so greedy

15 replies

BlackHeartSun · 25/02/2009 14:00

Whenever I buy chocolate biscuits in like penguins or clubs he eats 3 or 4 at a time and nobody else gets any.

I bought two packets of clubs yesterday and this morning they were all gone. I said to DH "do you have to eat all the biscuits evertime? its not fair to everyone else" so he says "but I like them"

SO I told him today that after taking the kids to school this morning I would be picking up some more clubs and he wouldn't be allowed any. So I got to the shop to find DH sat on the floor with opened packets of clubs all around him. His face was covered in chocolate and he was just shoving them all into his mouth.

There were 3 shop assistants stood around him saying he'd been in there for ages and they couldn't get him out.

IS anyone elses DH this greedy?

OP posts:
solidgoldbullet4myvalentine · 25/02/2009 14:02

Why don't you put a pencil up each nostril and bang your head on the table? That will help you gain some perspective.

pagwatch · 25/02/2009 14:04

Given that he is three how did you manage to get legally married?
Or are you both three and got 'married' like my DD did when she married the dog?

Of course he was sitting on the floor in the shop

pagwatch · 25/02/2009 14:04

at solid

idonthaveanamerightnowVT · 25/02/2009 14:04

Replace the club biscuits with chocolate covered hand grenades

He wont be so greedy ever again......

coppertop · 25/02/2009 14:06

I'm starting to lose count of all of these very similar threads. This is yet another variation of the "My dh/dp eats all of the biscuits and won't save them for anyone else" followed by someone (either the OP's children, the OP's friends or strangers laughing at him).

Please at least try to be a little more original.

PuddingChops · 25/02/2009 14:10

I am soooooo bored with MN today.

squeaver · 25/02/2009 14:13

1/10

coppertop · 25/02/2009 14:19

All we need now is the one where the OP does something bizarre to her DP/DH (putting the goldfish in his shoe or something), laughs about it with her friend/children, and then posts to say that the DH/DP has no sense of humour.

I've onbviously been on here far too long...

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 25/02/2009 18:45

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MerlinsBeard · 25/02/2009 18:48

Put him on the naughty step?

Don't buy club bars?

Think of an original thing to troll about?

AnyFucker · 25/02/2009 18:48

< yawn >

Frasersmum123 · 03/03/2009 18:02

Im confused! Was it supposed to be funny?

HecatesTwopenceworth · 03/03/2009 18:06

I think so. But it's been done before.

MN challenge time a troll thread on a topic that's never been trolled before. Winner gets a golden troll

LauriefairycakeeatsCupid · 03/03/2009 18:10

yes, but do you have bumsex?

HecatesTwopenceworth · 03/03/2009 18:11

No, but he puts penguin bars in places no penguin bar has ever been before...

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