Had a bad week with new partner, has left me wondering if we should stop before we start

[InGlorious]

So me and partner of a few months were at this resteraunt and he tells me he has something to tell me. I say "what is it?" and he brings his face closer to mine, looks deep into my eyes and says "Darling, I'm a werewolf".

So I'm like "oh, dickhead, I thought you were going to say something serious!" and he said "I AM being serious you ridiculous, puney human!" so I said "I don't believe you" so he cocked his leg and pissed up the table leg. I said "anyone could do that, show me your fangs, big boy" so he did and now I'm actually shit scared.

I'm not sure if I'm ready for such a unique relationship and I know it sounds silly, but I worry about my cats.

I'm not judgemental and I really want to be able to handle it but I fear its just TOO MUCH?

You're going to have to stab him through the heart.

No, that's vampires innit?

Have you been watching that BBC3 thing?

Well I can see going out with a Werewolf would have its advantages. Its not like he could winge about your hairy legs/pits/muff so that endlessly new relationship waxing could come to an end.

Anyway, I seem to remember a similar thread started a few weeks back..was that you too?

Is this your partner?

well maybe he'll be an animal in bed

Tickle his tummy - that should work.

You're not seeing him today are you? Oh no wait, there's a lunar eclipse in the afternoon, you should be alright for a quickie then at least...

You may be the only person on MN who will actually be looking at the little moon phase indicator!!!! I would give him a chance, it's not his fault, he's probably just misunderstood.

Just make sure you've always got silver on you and then see how it goes. Would you be running scared if he'd just told you he was diabetic? No. This is a condition just like any other. It is managable.

Buy a sturdy dog cage for when he stays over.

He said he can use the litter tray but the cats are not going to be happy about that

I've bought him a few chew sticks and a pigs ear for the next time he comes over, just to avoid him nibbling on me but it all seems such a faff.

Suppose I better stock up on flea spray.

What kind of self-respecting dog uses a litter tray?! That would have my alarm bells ringing TBH. It's one thing to date a werewolf, but you expect to get more of an alsation than a chihuahua.

i thought he was a vampire?

TBH, i think you will find some positives in all of this. Think of all those lovely country walks you can enjoy together. And lets face it, no one will ever dare to cross you again with a werewolf for a partner will they?

Ignore youknownothingofthecrunch. She is clearly intolerent to people of the wolverine persuasion investigating their feminine side. So sad to see such predjudice.

Make sure he gets his claws trimmed regularly though.

Intolerant?! Me?! How dare you! I have one very good friend who suffers from lupine-dysphasia. And for your information "wolverine" is now considered an outdated and offensive term, Idrankthechristmasspirits!

Ah next you'll be saying "I'm not wolverinist as I have friends who are werewolves"

FGS, i really hate all of this insiduous prejudice crap! So you have a "friend", well done sweetie.
I'll bet you won't let him drink at your table though will you. I happen to have adult sized water bowls especially for my wolverine friends (and by the way, it's only considered an offensive term by overly pc busybodies) and i never ever complain about drips.
So There.

For sex tips, try this (actually, try it anyway, is a good read...)

Can't do it anymore. Giggling too much.

is this the programme about the ghost and the vampire? i watched it last night.

I wanna shag a werewolf!