my partner didn't like my tennis skirt

[newballsplease]

I bought a tennis skirt recently to get more going on in the bedroom department. It didn't go down well. I can't understand why. Should I have had a sink fitted instead? Confused.

roffling like mad

am puzzled by sink though

does your dp like tennis?

bedroom was boring...sink might have brightened it up? Like, nice taps and stuff?

Sink with cuffs on the taps should do the trick - just remember to pad the leading edge of the worktop otherise you may end up with pelvic bruising.

oooh bathroom porn

[crosses legs]

I was thinking kitchen sink..... better lean.

Maybe next time have your room all darkly lit, so it looks all black and white. Then put on an overall and fold it down to your waist and to complete the look hold a tyre in each hand.

I can hold a tyre

[hoiks flab up]

you can't play tennis in a sink

We only have a small bathroom. Taps wouldve been an ok solution only I thought the skirt effect and a bit of hanky panky on the arse scracthing front would be more enticing and obviously quicker than hiring a plumber. God I got it so wrong. Taps and plumbers all the way.

Depends how big the sink is and how small the balls are.

The balls don't really come into it crackfox. They were the normal yellow hairy ones. I only held them for the famous photo-effect. She was well turned off. I wish I had never started this.

I bet

Sorry, maybe this is trolling. Am I in trouble? Only having a giggle. Going to stop it now. Sorry Jesuswhatsnext.

rofl

Is laughing at your own posts a sin?

The invisible man says so.

Padded taps...now you're talking. I mean, if you're clumsy they could be really useful.

No a funny troll is worth their wieght in gold, you are funny.

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What's gavel and weight?? Double-barrelled boxer? I am scared now... some kind of mumsnet uber-torture??

Gone home.

pmsl at name change,

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