I think my neighbour is a loon

[GhostlySinCity]

I think my neighbour is smeering dog(?) shit on my bin lid.

They seem really nice to talk to but ages ago they had their bin stolen and I told them they could use mine until they got a new one. This went on for a few weeks and I managed to get one off freecycle so gave them mine.

Now most mornings my lid is covered in shit. But why?

< lurks >

I misread Balloonslayer's post as being about a man who went around smearing shit on pubes.

I'm thinking, what's wrong with that? There's always a bit of shit on yer pubes anyway, isn't there ? Well, there is on mine. I should think.

Sorry, was that TMI?

Then I re-read it. And it wasn't as funny.

pimp your bin

LostHorizon I now have the lovely image of you having to hire a couple of burly Australian sheep-shearers a couple of times a year, to trim off your dags for you...

and you are right, it would have been funnier as pubes!

Anything to do with pubes is always funny. Pubes are just a fucking riot.

When I was at school we were forced to read "Julius Caesar" and it has the line "Let him go up into the public chair". Every copy had been defaced so as to remove the underlined letters. How we laughed. And still would.

Good God LostHorizon, gag! LOL.

Were those Latin lessons, LH. by any chance? In English? We had those as well.

(Those old duffers who want to claim that DCSEs are getting easier want to take a gander at my Latin O Level - only 40% of it in Latin)

Or even GCSEs

I am so old I can't even name them

Balloonslayer -

No, English Lit. This was the Shakespeare version.

Imagine the mental acuity of the 15-year-old who immediately spotted that "public chair" could be defaced in that way. And then defaced every copy in the school.