what is the strangest/funniest thing anyone has said to you to get you into bed?

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I was asked out to dinner by a guy I worked for once to say thanks for some extra work I had done for him. He was 56 I was 21. After he drank his way through the evening in an exclusive very quiet famous London restaurant he loudly retorted that his wife was on medication for an eye operation which completely decreased her sex drive and that I had lovely bones and reminded him of Michelle Pfeiffer (how much had this man drank!).

He then said that he would like to book a room for us and that he had a spare T-shirt I could sleep in. I have never forgotten the fear I felt and how I had to think on my feet v quickly to get out of the situation..
I have a few more weird propositions but this is by far the oddest

Oh gosh, that soundsd awful! Would have legged it too, even if it meant climbing out of the bathroom wondow lol

mine was by an ex i was still friends wth who couldnt stand that i met someone else and went along the lines of "i still love you and have realised now that you wouldnt cheat and i could trust you so i think we should get back together. do you want to come back to my place later?" or in other words will you cheat on your new boyfriend with me?

I was told by a (drunk) aquaintance: "You look like one of the most fertile women I have ever met"

Me: "Are you saying I've got big hips?"

Needless to say, he moved on to the next big boned Mutha

LOL

i was told by a middle aged italian that he wanted to 'take' me to table mountain late one night, and something about rolling around where it was flat... didn't go. anywhere.

a very forthright chap took me back to his room for a drink and (no drink) asked me if i wanted to borrow his toothbrush. this was whilst he was using it. no handholding, no snogging, nothing.

i left.

When i was 15, my boyfriend (now my DH) told me he could help sober me up as i was due home and was drunk apparently this involved having sex, only to help me sober up of course

I was once asked if I wanted to help him break a bed

(we're divorced now)

Oh and nothings changed now nearly 12 years later, if i have a migraine or feel ill, he comes over all concerned and says 'you know what gets rid of migraines dont you'

"You can see the Post Office Tower from my bedroom window".

And indeed you could. The Birmingham Post Office Tower.

A guy in his late 30s repeatedly tried to lure me back to his place by telling me all about the wonderful train set he had set up to run around the perimeter of his bedroom .....I made my excuses and ran off fast

Come over and have a look at my etchings...

Seriously, DP is a glass etcher by profession

A guy once said to me "I'll fire a few kids into you if you want" How very classy(!)