(not a troll, I know all about cod, the bat, soapy's christmas appeal, the grapes, the tablecloth, the macaroons, the cube of poo etc)
First child is now past 6 months and the sleep situation is improving to the point that regular sex (rather than hasty blowjobs etc) is a possibility.
However, not to put too finer point upon it, the midwife appears to have put in one stitch too many. I'm too tight .
Even after three glasses of wine, extensive foreplay and extra lubrication sex is bloody painful, and not just at the moment of penetration but for the whole time.
I am starting to find myself avoiding sex, which is crap because I want it and so does DH and we now actually have the opportunity.
Hints and tips?
Is it just practice?
(I am seriously hacked off with the MW - bet she thought she was being helpful )