Ok, I feel ridiculous writing this, but heigh-ho.
I got a splinter in my finger. It was clean wood I think, but I haven't had a tetanus shot for over 10 years, so I think I need to go and get one but I am terrified incase the tetanus shot kills me. There you have it. Make of that what you will
Somebody kick my arse to the doctor's please, or tell me why a tetanus shot cannot kill me. I kid you not, I will sit here and let tetanus develop otherwise. I'm so pathetic sometimes.