I've really upset DP

[cherrycupcake]

Last night me and DP had a few drinks and we ended up having one of those "deep" conversations where we were discussing quite personal stuff. I'd had a few too many and wasn't thinking before I spoke and ended up asking him if he was concious of having a small willy when he was a teen I hoped he'd be too drunk to get offended but he said "what do you mean by that?" so I went into it saying I'd always wondered how he'd "dealt" with it in the past.

I woke up this morning mortified and DP has obviously been really off with me, I havn't brought it up again but am wondering if I should apologise but then, I asume he wouldn't thank me for bringing it up again.

How the hell do I make it up to him? he's not even "that small" iyswim

[inappropriate lol]

You big numpty

Did you mean that he has a small willy now too, or was it just an innocent question about being an insecure teen?

tell him u were joking that in the past youve spoke about stuff and hes not mentioned it the next day so u were seeing what he would 'choose' to remember?

For once I have no advice You really are in it

What on Earth possessed you? [boggles]

You are going to have to make a lot of bucket fanjo remarks if you want to get back into his good books. And good luck with that.

You need to ask Dadsnet this one, I think.

How would you feel if he had ask you if you were conscious of having weirdy knockers? I don't know the way out of this, but I'm fairly sure it involves hearty slices of humble pie.

I do feel for both of you. I think you may have to go with a 'I was pissed and full of shit, I dont' think that at all.' Oh, and a bj may be a start or should I say

how long have you been together?

I read this thread out to DH and he just looked like a goldfish. He said you've had it . He had no advice

Just say you were reading about some poor woman's tribulations with her teenage son on MN, and wondered if he had a male perspective to add.

You have some grovelling to do though.You must never infer that the sausage is anything less that a battered saveloy.

It's like him asking if you used to get teased for being "As fat as you are now"

This sounds like a deal breaker tbh...I mean there's no way I'd carry on seeing a bloke who said something like that to me. It comes across as quite offensive unless you're already discussing how he has got a small willy, and he is asking your advice/confiding in you.

For you to mention it first is a bit upsetting for him I expect - he probably has completely lost confidence that he satisfies you after hearing that!

oh ummmmmm, errrrrrrrr..............

Can you just say 'look I know what I said last night but it was all a bit muddled and mad and I don't really understand what I thought I meant but I want you to know that I love you and am completley 100% happy with you and our sex life, there's nothing I'd change and sorry for being an arse, i love you, now come upstairs and shag me you big hunk of love' ????????????????

Or words to that effect.

you leave out the shagging bit if you've got washing to do / dinner to cook /hair to wash!

At least she could lose weight if he said that, there is nothing he can do about a small willy. Your poor DP. Is there anyway you could say you were winding him up? or just wondering about his teenage years - eg "Obviously you DONT have a small willy, so I was wondering if you went through the whole teenage angst thing of wondering if you DID because most men I know worried about that when they were growing up?"

My DP isn't that well endowed, i cant say i have ever mentioned it seriously, and when he has ever said anything, my reply - well, it makes me scream . I guess the thing to do, would be to have sex and be REALLY appreciative!!

Maybe you could just get drunk again and then go on about his willy's so huge he really satisfies you and get all horned up... then point out that he had a little one in baby pics or something, and ask when it suddenly grew so big....

... or maybe that's an even bigger hole to dig into...

... Or moan louder than usual in bed to help his ego???

Maybe just say you're insecure about having a bucket fanny and you feel that when you were drunk you brought up the size of his willy to try to detract from your insecurities... then say you're going to do lots of pelvic floors so that it's better for him.

or something.

anything.

Hmm, maybe say you thought ALL teenage boys had smallish willies, that suddenly blossomed into maturity when they started having lots of sex, pretend you are seriously naive I mean. Because there is room for that assumption, with all the hoo ha about willy size and teenage insecurity. Heck, if I didn't know better I would think that was the case.

He might believe you!!

How on earth did you come out with saying that????

How can one possibly discuss willy size with ones partner?

I was peeved with my dh for years when he commented that my breasts were as nice and small and pert as erm.... an APple Machintosh!

The deal here being my breasts being small. NO they are NOT SMALL. THey are PERFECT. THey are JUST RIGHT.
And so is your dps willy

Crikey!

You are going to be giving a whole lotta blow - jobs girl!!!

Good Luck!!

Wandering trollegg!! bucket fanjo!!

I'm afraid I think your DP is probably more hurt than offended and that's much harder to rectify... Apologising really isn't going to help......

All I can suggest is that you are appreciative of him and show him you care and try to think how he's probably feeling right now.... TBH, I'd be gutted...

My dad said to me a while ago 'we really should have paid for you to have a nose job' (I broke my nose in a car accident) .... That was bad enough, and it was from my dad about my nose... this is much more personal...

oh me, oh my!
What if he had said to you "how did you deal with being such an ugly teenager?"
Oh gosh, it's humble pie time, and try to explain your motive for asking...whatever it was.
Oh dear, hope you find a way to make it up, massive ego stroking required for your DH for some time I think...

I suppose it isn't as bad as my ex's tale of foot in mouth disease, with one of his ex's.

He was pissed of course, and trying really hard to think of something to express to her quite how much he loved and appreciated her.

His beloved motorbike came into mind (he was a mechanic)

'You're just like my motorbike' he slurred.
'You might look cheap and shitty, but you go like fuck!!!'

I'm not sure why but she did stay with him for a few years after that.

What Flight says.

But FYI, much in the same way that all men are expected to know how to answer the following...

"Is she better looking than me?" - NO!
"Do I look fat in this?" - NO!
etc, etc...

We are expected to recipricate..

"Am I the best, ever?" - YES!
"IS MY LOVEPUMP BIG ENOUGH?" - YES, IT's SO HUGE I GASP AT THE THOUGHT OF IT....

Never, ever, ever, use the word small in connection with his bits, unless you never want to see them again, then it's quite effective.Plead ignorance.

No help AT ALL!!! but

Dp just said "Thats terrible!"

Are we sure this isnt a joke?

Stop drinking

Oh dear