What is the stupidest argument you have ever had with anyone?
This is mine:
Me: I'm so tired! I feel like I might turn into a zombie. What would you do if I became a zombie?
DH: Then I'd have to shoot you.
Me (offended): That's a bit harsh!
DH: You're a zombie. What do you expect?
Me: I'm still married to you. You could just lock me up or rehabilitate me.
DH: Zombies eat brains.
Me: I might not. I might be vegan.
DH: You're not even vegan as a human.
Me: Well, you don't have to shoot me.
DH: Yes I do if you come after my brain.
Me: You don't have a brain!
DH: You're a zombie!
(Both of us moody for the rest of the evening)
I'd love to know if anyone has had a more ridiculous argument than that 😅