I put this on Facebook back in 2019. This is precisely why I haven’t been on a date - since 2019 in fact! I don’t miss it to be honest.
‘Is it really asking the impossible to source a potential love interest who isn’t:
a) 5 foot 6 or under
b) claims to be “early 50s” but obviously had a hard paper round, presumably in Raqqa
c) says they’re a “half glass full type of person”
d) the hilarious byline about “own hair and teeth” 🙄
e)Romford’s answer to Christian Gray
f) married, but looking for “fun”
g) doing any of the following in profile photo: leaning on bonnet of “flash motah”/holding a large fish/scaling K2/spelunking/potholing/hang gliding etc etc (the list is endless)
h) liking a cheeky — (insert as applicable) red wine/weekend away/night out
i) clearly having been in possession of your pension book for some time or conversely, a teenager looking for a Mrs Robinson type experience.
j) experiencing a mid-life crisis of some description and having acquired the “flash motah” and having hit the mid-50s, only wanting to date women 20 years younger, so you can prove you’ve still “got it”
k) posing in a bare chested seedy “selfie” in bed whilst attempting a “seductive come-hither” stare
Apparently so.
This is not entirely an exhaustive list but you get the drift.’