I've had 48 matches on Facebook Dating and haven't signed up to it. But I have had a hilarious lunch break looking through them before reporting it. One guy is "old school so I should be prepared to get flowers and treats all the time". One is fun loving and looking for NSA/FWB. Another looking for his last first date. One looks like Raoul Moat. One's a molecular biology professor at NASA in the USA but lives in Castleford near Leeds. Another is dressed like Richard Gere in Officer and a Gentleman. Another has quoted Eric Carmen lyrics. Jesus wept.