Mid thirties, seperated from my H and thought I would join OLD (Tinder and Bumble) so I can meet someone. Not looking for a serious relationship, but something more causal instead (which maybe explains some of my encounters… I don’t know).
Anyway I will preface this by saying I HAVE actually met some nice men on OLD and had some great experiences. But oh my god in order to meet THOSE guys I’ve had to wade through a sea of absolute weirdos! Below are some of the things I’ve encountered in the last two weeks alone!😂 This thread isn’t really for advice, more a place for people to share the ridiculous and sometimes hilarious things they’ve encountered whilst OLD!
So, enjoy my list and share your own! (Also, if there’s a current thread where OLDers can share their joys and woes, please link, or let’s start one!):
- Loads of guys announcing how big their cock is
- One guy claiming women who don’t shave their pubes don’t need to bother swiping right
- A guy I didn’t swipe right on finding me on Facebook and messaging me there
- A guy claiming he’s such a feminist because he was raised by women so he knows how to “manage” women🤢
- A guy straight up asking me what kind of sex toys I own
- A guy looking for a woman he can treat like “a Disney Princess”
- Several guys saying they can lift a fully grown horse or cow overhead. WTF! Is this a thing?
OK, your turn!😃