Oh, tonnes of breadbins, here's a selection:
1)This one is a second date, we went for dinner. He proceeded to tell me how he had fallen out with his mother... Because he had told her how his (deseased) grandmother was SO thick, so stupid, and so his mother was not speaking to him at that time. He simply couldn't understand tact. Anyway, we finished up, and I went home, as did he. Funnily enough I had no interest in pursuing anything with him. 2 days later I get a text "I don't think we're right for each other, I do hope you're not too disappointed" 😂😂😂 my response "I quite agree. Good luck in your search". Lol
2)First date, (different loon). He couldn't be bothered to look at the menu and so when it came to ordering, his response "exactly what she's having". Thought this was a bit weird, but it got weirder. He ate a quarter of it, then stood up and said, "I'm finished now, I'm going to the pub, see you in there". Me, "sure!". He flung a load of cash on the table and off he went. I took my sweet ass time, ordered more wine and dessert and finished the date on a video call to a girlfriend and left the reminder of the cash as a tip for the lovely wait staff. Then got the bus and went home. Was halfway home and my phone goes. It's the fella, wondering where I am 😂😂😂
3)First date with a chap I'd met the week before whilst out with friends. He seemed fine when I met him the first time! Anyway, on our actual date, we're having a drink and he's rapidly getting blitzed... I think he was half cut when he turned up. Next thing I know he says, out of nowhere, "I could love you, but never as much as I my ex, Kathleen". I cut the date short and later on that evening he messaged wondering when we're meeting again. Me, "I don't think we're a match". Him, "how dare you lead me on.... Yadda yadda yadda". Blocked.
4)Not a first date, but early on: This was years ago, a guy I'd been dating for a month or so called me and asked me out to dinner. "That would be lovely, thank you", I said. We got there, got handed the menu's, and after a moment or so he says "it's not too expensive for you is it?" 😐😱
I actually find all of these experiences I had quite funny in hindsight, the sense of entitlement with these guys is just... Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 I learned that having dinner early on is a no-no, however I don't regret the above... It does make me chuckle! I'm sitting here now wondering what on Earth happened to them. Hope they're still single and not driving someone mad though!