People who have had an affair - why?

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Question for any MN'ers who have had an affair - why did you and how did you not get caught / what did you to get caught in the end?

Or if your partner has cheated why did they, how did they get away with it, how did you find out?

A really handsome man just turned up at my door. selling dish clothes. My DH was in the pub and wouldn't have known any different, so I invited him in. We had 2 hours of orgasmic fun. I was given the title of the best BJ of his life and he took me to places Id never been before.
We met up every Tuesday when my DH went to the pub. It was a joy to buy BDSM outfits, lingerie and dish clothes. But sadly the electric went off in the pub one night and my DH came home early to discover me and my dish cloth lover in bed together. Initially my DP was outraged, but then he realised he'd neglected me and joined us in bed.
We've been living a threesome lifestyle ever since. I've never been happier and my house has never been cleaner!

Basically the same as B1rd but my guy sold feather dusters. Amazing how many kinky things you can do with a feather duster!

Lol

This topic appears several times a week. Do a search for the research for your article, it’s all out there already.

Damn you for getting the better guy...I'm jealous!
Still, the threesomes are still going strong!

My doorstep lover guy sells weed. It's amazing, but I keep forgetting to pick the kids up from school.

My only sold fork handles. I'll be okay when the impending power cuts hit 😆

I had an affair with a hoover repair man, we only met up when my belt needed replacing or the brush kept sticking.
We would spend hours gazing into one anothers eyes as we scraped the hair off the roller, he was a visiting hoover repair man.

My husband only cottoned on after emptying the hoover himself when he found an elephant thong, a used condom and a bottle of Amyl Nitate in the hoover bag.

Happy days.

How was his hose?

No sex basically.

@Itstarts not sure about his hose, but he certainly had a few kinks.

😂

The most unfunny replies 😂 Must be boomers

@AnneLovesGilbert it's not for an article I was just genuinely interested and haven't been on Mumsnet long so didn't realise it's been asked.

At least it gave all the comedians a chance to shine last night 🤪