My date ate his food like a snake

[Nicola46644]

Ok I recently signed up to bumble last week and got chatting to a guy on there.. fast forward to yesterday and we meet at a local restaurant/pub..

He was shorter than the "5'11" he mentioned in his bio..

His face looked 10 years older and be wore baggy jeans

When we ordered food he ate like a snake .. he clicked his jaw and opened his mouth really wide to take a bite .

I feel really terrible I'm looking for an excuse to block him and move on

🤣🤣🤣 I was going to try OLD but maybe I will give it a misss. Ford Mondeo Man !!

That’s hissssterical!

He was actually shouting from the toilets like a toddler?!

I went on a date once,he’d seemed normal enough online but he sounded like Donald Duck in real life

i couldn’t get past that-and to be polite I stayed for the whole date-he told me everything there is to know about his career-which was fitting bathroom fans

i managed to get away and the very next day,he messaged to tell me I owed him £1.90,as my drink had cost that more than his drink (god knows how he worked that out as we took it in turns to pay) and he’d ‘let the £1.90 drop if I slept with him-apparently he was very good at ‘making women cum’

I blocked him-he showed up on my insta instead

blocked him (and anyone with his name-which was common enough) and every single sm I have

they live among us

Sorry OP, some of the responses are hilarious.
It reminded me of a YouTube clip that went viral years ago. The poor guy was interviewed. I think he did it with his g/f for a laugh and never thought anyone would look at it. It's so cringe worthy.