Most ridiculous arguments

[muddymommy]

Last year my husband and I had a full on blazing row about Samantha Fox's boobs!
I said I thought she had a great pair and he disagreed.
He stomped off to bed after a big, full on argument!
What petty arguments have others had please, just to entertain me.

Oh wow 😂 I hope the argument doesn’t last long and you can laugh at it soon with him?!

nothing quite as funny but we argued because my husband asked to help me with housework. I don’t even know how it escalated, i gave birth about a week before - I had to give my husband heads up about my hormones after about 3 days of giving each other the cold shoulder 😂

Where the M3 ends.
The map "was clearly wrong."
This is from someone who used to live in Portsmouth. Which is not anywhere near the M3. It's off the M27, otherwise known as the M3 for morons.

I wasn't a fan of Sam Fox's boobs either.

The first proper argument that Dh and I ever had when we were dating was because we’d booked an amazing holiday and both agreed to save money, but then he randomly when and spent his holiday savings on a banjo. After about a week of me being very, very angry, he returned it. We went off travelling for 8 weeks and had a great time. For our 10 year wedding anniversary, I bought him a banjo. He’s played it maybe 3 times since!

I threw a shoe at my bedroom wall in an utter rage after DH and I argued about starters for our wedding. He wanted soup, I didn't.

He had to replaster the wall.

During lockdown my ex argued that I was not good at cutting his hair and “not doing it like his barber”. I am not a hairdresser and never have been. Of course I can’t do it to his barbers standards.
I told him I thought his hair had looked shit for the past 3 years anyway and he needed to look into new styles. Ha!

I once had a full on row about what sex are the tellytubbies

dickhead said po was a boy when everyone knows po is a girl!

full on screaming at each other in the street over that one-I ended up screaming that he was a ‘thick dickhead’ and then I stomped off

oh,and he’s now an ex

hahaha!