Lots of unwanted admirers

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Turn up outside my house every day begging me for sex.

Clooney, Nick Baker, most of the Irish men, etc.

Just thought I'd boast really!

Sorry, those with the other threads will probably be really indignant now!

I'll go and give advice to make up for it eh? They might come from London!

Oh that is where all the Irish men are?

Lucky you.

I'm still waiting for entertaining stories about your childhood, though!

Do I have entertaining stories about my childhood?

Did I have a childhood? I don't remember one!

I thought you mentioned your mother was an ex-nun - have I got the wrong poster? Just made me very curious!

No, you're right, she joined the convent when she was a teenager but left because she wanted children (and probably didn't get enough attention in the convent). So as you can imagine we had a happy, carefree childhood!

Interestingly enough I am still a practising catholic. I am not, however, still on good terms with my mother.

But yes it does give way to some interesting choice of presents for her from me, the black sheep of the family!