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Baby Carrots

31 replies

Sonaftersonafterson · 19/10/2021 09:27

Morning!
Bit early for this, granted. Sorry in advance Grin

I've recently met back up with a guy I went for a drink with before covid. He had been a bit flaky back then but I was so into him, he got away with mugging me off a bit. Such is life. I went NC with him in march this year and have thought about him every bloody day since. We didnt even have sex! Just months of chatting, pics, met for a drink / meal and had a kiss at the end, back in september 2020.

It took a while to move on, think I was in limerance. Then, 2 weeks ago, up he pops with 'hello stranger'. My resolve melted, months of healing out the window and I met up with him, more excited than a teenager on a first date.

To bed. First up, he said I'm going to be his "little slut". Maybe I could handle that if he was a demon in bed, buttttt, no. Then he threw me about..switching positions ...didnt know what was going on... looking back I think he was trying to stop himself cumming. Then ... to top it all off, baby carrot. Not a tiny penis but.... meh. Just a bit pale, not very big (could swallow whole, no gag reflex...not a chance!) and, well, disappointing.

He is now on at me for another date and I'm so torn. Shocking really as I have obsessed about this guy for a year. Not sure what to do.... is a smallish penis a deal breaker for you?? Can we be honest here.... it matters right? Or is it me being a shallow bitch!?!

And before we get the men on here freaking out, this is MUMS net. I'm asking the girls Grin

OP posts:
Justcallmebebes · 19/10/2021 11:45

Small, pale penis I could maybe tolerate but crap in bed, no way

Hopingforabagofbuttons · 19/10/2021 11:47

His little slut ? Are you seriously thinking about another date with this charmer.
Concentrate on the fact that he’s most likely at a loose end and thought he’d try his luck with you. He referred to you as his little slut, throws you round the bed in a variety of positions, shows you no respect at all, yet you’re disappointed about the size of his dick

Justcallmebebes · 19/10/2021 11:48

"Shaming a bloke for the size of his penis is worse than him being bad in bed"

Because let's face it, men never pull women apart because of their physical attributes. Equality innit 👍

Brollywasntneededafterall · 19/10/2021 11:53

Tbf I have never actually pointed out anyone's lacking member....
But dh knows his is a factor in why we got off the ground initially!!

ErrolTheDragon · 19/10/2021 12:23

@Unanananana

Gross. Calling you a little slut and chucking you about the place? The small penis is a disappointing cherry on a grim cake.

Put him in the bin. You are worth more than settling for this maggot.

Well put.
JesusInTheCabbageVan · 19/10/2021 12:28

Love stories don't start with "hey stranger", "my little slut" and "baby carrots".

Grin Going to have to re-read Jane Eyre, as I remember that being basically the plot.

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