DH came home with a Jeremy Clarkson book a few days ago. What normally happens is he will buy a book, read it and then shove it somewhere until it gets lost. He never reads stuff twice and never sells anything.
Anyway we have this ongoing joke about top gear and jeremy clarkson where he loves it, I hate it and we "argue" over it playfully.
So when he brought this book home I defaced the front cover, giving jeremy vampire teeth and evil eyes. When he noticed he went mad and said it wasn't his book, it was his friend's so I felt a bit daft, apologised and said I would buy a new one first thing. He said no, he would take the defaced book back to his mate and show him what I'd done. I told him not to be stupid and he said it was my own fault etc etc and they would all have a good laugh at me at work.
He always does this, when we're in company he will tell everyone something stupid I have said to make me look small and last week I sent him a silly text message and he went and showed it to everyone at work and they were all ripping the piss out of me all day, one of them even text me something crude.
I feel like I always have to watch what I do around him and watch what I say. Im starting to avoid asking questions about anything at all because he turns it around and makes it look like I asked something gormless before telling everyone.
I know I shouldnt have drawn on the book but is he really justified in going out of his way to make me look daft all the time?