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First time cruiser

12 replies

pleasehelpasap · 26/05/2021 19:09

Need help with what to ask for when booking a once in a lifetime cruise
Expenses r not an issue
Will definitely not be able to do this again
Please share what u know

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funnylittlefloozie · 26/05/2021 19:11

Will the boat sink?

Spin66 · 26/05/2021 22:08

@funnylittlefloozie

GrinGrin

nocoolnamesleft · 26/05/2021 22:14

I went on a once in a lifetime cruise. Got addicted to it.

Hmmm, probably the most important thing is to pick the right cruise line, as they tend to offer a different experience. They vary considerably in things like formality or not of dress code, quality of food, type of entertainment, type of music, daytime entertainment etc. So well worth working out what you would love, and hate, and lining that up against the different offerings. The next thing to consider is destination. Are you most interested in the ports of call, or the weather? Do you want British round trip, or far flung. If far flung, factor in taking a considerable amount of luggage (especially if a more formal dress code cruise line) through an airport. Think about port excursions, and whether you'd want to go it alone (cheaper), or with something organised (safer).

It must be so exciting to be planning a cruise for the first time!

Shoxfordian · 26/05/2021 22:24

I assumed it’s a different sort of cruising Grin

MamaWeasel · 26/05/2021 22:25

not the cruising I thought it would be

YarnOver · 26/05/2021 22:30

On a relationships board I was very surprised and bitterly disappointed to find out that this was the boat sort of cruising.

CoastAlong · 26/05/2021 22:30

If you ask for this to be moved to the cruising board you might get more useful replies OP. On the relationships board it sounds like a different type of cruising.

Where do you want to go for your cruise?

Febo24 · 26/05/2021 22:57

Yep. I'm totes here for the smut.

SavannahLands · 26/05/2021 23:48

I have been on several cruises, including a Southampton to Southampton Transatlantic 26 night voyage to the Caribbean. My all time favourite though for scenery and beautiful friendly People was to Cruise the Norwegian Fiords and visit the Land of the Midnight Sun.
Not every port is a nice place to be, some are industrial gateways to a large Country and Safaga on the Red Sea Cruise was like being berthed at the side of a working Cement factory, with the noise and Dust to go with it. Many destinations are miles away from the Port and require an organised tour to make the most of the tourist attractions, and to keep in touch with the ship should any delays happen such as heavy traffic preventing arrival back in time for the departure. The Ship is often dependent on the state of the tides and cannot wait for any latecomers to board before it has to set sail. However, it does keep in contact with the tour guides, and can inform and update them regarding local conditions and ensure that the party returns to the ship on time.

Size wise, we always preferred a Small to Medium sized ship, and tried to choose a upper deck midship cabin. One cruise we joined developed a problem with its onboard Sewerage plant, resulting in the lower cabin toilets overflowing, and becoming unusable. The upper decks were fine, gravity kept them working well, but not much fun for those on lower decks who had to use the upper deck bar toilets until the problem could be fixed.

The larger the ship, the longer the hike to get from one destination to the other, and the longer the ques of people waiting to be served and seated at the restaurants and food service areas. If you book a cabin at the front of the ship where the Showlounge may be situated, and the main Dining room is at the very rear, you can have a very long walk before and after your meal to attend the nightly show, or return to your cabin, especially when you are tired from a days exploring on land, or have swollen feet from the hot weather.
Communal Dining is often a bit of a love hate scenario, if dinning on a shared table with strangers is not your thing, then a more formal cruise may not be for you. We once had the misfortune to be seated on a table with 3 other couples where one of the men was openly abusive and racist towards a couple with a Strong Accent confirming that they were not from England, but a different part of the U.K. it was a very embarrassing and uncomfortable experience indeed, and l felt very sorry for the victims on the receiving end of this mans rudeness to a point that we asked to be moved to a Table for two, of which are very few onboard, but luckily they found us one in another area of the restaurant.

If there is any other questions you may have regards cruises, then l will be happy to try and help whilst l can.

FinallyHere · 27/05/2021 10:00

Might be useful

https://www.cruisecritic.co.uk

Puzzledandpissedoff · 27/05/2021 10:29

I went on a once in a lifetime cruise. Got addicted to it

Ditto Grin

Definitely agree that research to find the best line for you is the thing, but as a newbie I'd go for one of the "general appeal" lines such as Princess rather than somethoing more tailored to a particular demographic - Fred. Olsen, NCL, etc.

If you can afford it I'd also book a balcony; it'll ruin you for anything else, but nothing beats watching the sea slip by from your own personal space while sipping something nice

Be aware of dining arrangements too; if you like meeting people, it's best to avoid "fixed dining" where everyone eats at set times in the main dining room and on the same table every night

Ask away for anything specific you want to know, but how I envy you - you can never get back the sheer pleasure of walking onto a cruise ship for the very first time

Grimsknee · 27/05/2021 10:52

Here I was thinking that the 2 silver linings of the pandemic were 1. Killing Phil Specter and 2. Killing off the cruise industry. At least specter is staying gone.

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