Men are being hacked left right and centre

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I'm very concerned that many married men across the land appear to be having their devices hacked in such a way which would lead their wives to infer that they are cheating.
Who are these evil hackers and should this be a matter for Government to discuss in the House?

Its bloody awful. I've heard that hotels are getting in on the game and adding fake bills to credit cards for random room bookings too. Conspiracy I tell you.

I’m really worried about tomorrow. I think lots of men might receive urgent calls that they simply have to take away from the family. Might even have to go outside into the garden. They will think it will be from the bank, or a female colleague who is having relationship problems and really needs to talk but we now know it’s THE HACKERS!

Funny how their not getting signed up to grinder isn’t it?.

Not just florist and chocolate industries! Don't forget the evil schemers in "Big Greetings" love cards or sorry cards.. they win both ways... Open your eyes people!

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Love this thread.

I think we should get miss marble and poirot on the case.

Maybe contact Sherlock holmes if they don't turn anything up by end of Jan.

The hackers force these men to walk the dog more often, start taking care of their bodies and to buy new clothes. It's scandalous that nobody cares.

Funny how it’s always dating apps these hackers sign up, or hotel rooms or flowers to some randomly woman.

It’s never omg my phones been hacked and someone has emptied my bank account via my banking app/spent thousands on my paypal/monzo credit card accounts. No it’s always signing up to dating apps.

Yes, an awful lot of porn sites just 'appear' on their phones without them ever looking at them. I wonder why they never appear in women's phones

’Funny how their not getting signed up to grinder isn’t it?’

That’ll be the state sponsored homophobia of the Russian hackers

@MrsGrindah

And it’s going viral. The hackers don’t just get into emsill accounts, they set up fake profiles on dating sites, escort sites etc. They send rogue messages to younger work colleagues saying how pretty they look. This thing goes deep.

You lot are wicked!
Happy Christmas all

A man who is caught doing dodgy dealings with others, surely has the right to self identify as a monogamist and faithful DP. The fact that they have to create this terrible fiction just shows how desperately hurt they are by the insensitivity of their partners.

A colleague of mine got hacked recently, poor lamb. The hackers sent inappropriate messages to a pretty young girl in accounts. And when his wife away. It’s so worrying they must have been actually watching him! Scary.

Oh my goodness! This has been going on for over a decade, hasn’t it?! My first boyfriend tried to tell me about this hacking. They mimicked his style of writing just perfectly to these other women. And I found the evidence on my birthday... What timing, these mad geniuses. To think my reaction was to blame my boyfriend who was only trying to reveal to me this cruel injustice

WHERE THE HELL IS BORIS WHEN ALL THIS IS GOING ON?

He’d be able to teach classes in it!

I see it's time to come clean, I see no reason why Boris or the Russians should get the credit for my stirling work.

I'm afraid that all these men, every single last one of them, claiming to have been hacked, set- up, fallen victim to mysterious computer viruses etc are telling the truth. It's time that the poor persecuted innocent men were vindicated so I hold my hand up. It's shocking that women the world over are doubting the words of these innocent victims.

I think they may have also hacked into my bathroom scales

@HackerofMen

But—WHY?! You broke my young heart

@Rosemary26 it was for the greater good.

Certainly we need government intervention. We have a generation of young married men who are so IT illiterate that they don't know how to keep their browsing history and messages confidential. Speaks volumes for the appalling standards of IT teaching in our schools.

OK, I may be looking at the problem from another angle.

According to TES, 99.32% of IT secondary teachers are male. There seems to be a correlation. 😉

@firecracker69

According to TES, 99.32% of IT secondary teachers are male. There seems to be a correlation. 😉

The problem is clearly worse than I thought!

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