Sent a drunk message. I need to emigrate

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Fuck sake I’m so annoyed at myself.

I have had one too many wines and I did the thing that you shouldn’t do. I text a guy who I had a brief fling with months ago a really cringy text. I don’t know what came over me, I just started typing and suddenly this absolutely atrociously sentimental nonsense came out and before I knew it I’d pressed send .

I didn’t even like him particularly! He wasn’t my type physically and he was as boring as a sack of spuds. I will be honest and say it’s because we stayed in once daily text contact and I didn’t like that he left my one word reply to his text on read. Weeks ago. I’m aware I sound like a toddler. Being ignored does funny things to me.

Oh sweet Jesus. I should emigrate.

Lol that’s funny and you will laugh at some point. If it helps you’re going to mess with his head as it will be out the blue and he won’t know how to respond so he’ll probably feel equally awkward 🤣

I’d like to speed up the getting to the laughing part!

I’m cringing. Also resisting the urge to lock my phone in a drawer/chuck it out the window because I’m 50/50 on whether he will reply and I never want to see his name appear on my phone again.

I’m mortified!

A drunk mate nicked your phone and played a prank excuse?

I've sent way worse. Don't even worry about it.

Tell yourself if never happened and never think of it again. It could have been much worse.

I was all for the telling myself it never happened but he’s just replied. I can’t bring myself to look.

block him

What did he say 😬

What did he reply with?

Read it and tell us!!

I read the half that comes up as a preview on WhatsApp, I’m not opening it until I’m sober. Heres hoping I’ll have forgotten about it by tomorrow!

He seems to have ignored the weird, out of nowhere, sentimental stuff and only commented on the inane chit chat. He’s also said that he’s up for going for a drink . I can’t see the second half.

Text him, "Sorry...drunk". leave it at that.

you can delete the messages OP

"Sorry. Wrong number"

if he's not read it... go into whatsapp and 'delete for everyone' 🌺

As it was on WhatsApp you should have deleted it before he read it.

It could have been a hell of a lot worse. He'll know you were drinking by the tone of the text. Just message back and say 'I'd had a few vinos last night. Ignore my ramblings!' and don't text him again

I wouldn’t bother trying to come up with an excuse, just tell the truth. It’s not that bad!

You got a bit pissed and sent an OTT text. I’m sure most of us have done worse!

You could leave the country yes. Or delete WhatsApp and change your number. But I reckon it can't be that bad if he replied.

Ah well never mind hopefully he’s thought ‘ mad cow ‘ and not replied .

You need to give it another go- he’s already told his family you’re back together.

On the plus side, I can think of loads of lovely places to emigrate to.

"Sorry, drunk texted the wrong person."

Ooo I want to know about the other half of the message 🤣🤣

Would you go for a drink with him? Another one who wants to know what the other half of the message says.