Creepy dates

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What's been your creepiest date?

Anyone met any weirdos on tinder or anything??

I once went on a date with a journalist who was fishing for stories.

You first, OP

A guy who told me he’d gone to the police on three occasions to confess to the murder of Milly Dowler 🙈🙈🙈 off to NC now as that is outing 😂

Oh gosh. I've got a couple

Must like me!!!

My first was an old school friend who asked if he could w**k over a photo of me (not really sure why he asked....I wasn't there. This was a chat thing). I said no. He then cane up with my home address and said
'How would you like to watch your mother burn....) The police got involved with that one...

Second one was a date where I was meant to meet this guy. I got there and he wasn't there. Text him a few times. He did t reply. So got in my car. When I got home I got texts saying 'your car the white ford looks nice. The one with the number plate....'

Yeah. I gave up on online dating after that.

@HolidayArmadillo26

Oh my god!!!! That's super freaky

What did you do?!?

I met a guy from OLD and during conversation stayed I was looking to leave home and get my own place. He turned super clingy after that and I told him I didn’t think we were well suited and he kept messaging me saying I hadn’t given him a proper fair chance, like repeatedly saying it. I explained again that I didn’t think we were suited and he began a spiel of how he wanted to move in with me and tend to the allotment over the road whilst I made him Sunday dinners. I had met him twice. Blocked him after that.

Not as creepy as some I imagine so place marking to read later on hehe

19:30gobbynorthernbird

'I once went on a date with a journalist who was fishing for stories.'

Lol

This was years ago when I was 20, via Guardian Soulmates.

Went back to his place and his coffee table was covered by the paper with lots of ads circled.

I was in a brief and inconsistent Catholic phase at the time so wanted to get married.

The next day he phoned and said 'I'll marry you as long as you do everything I want in bed.' He reeled off a long list of stuff including golden showers etc. It's very out of character but I actually told him to fuck off and hung up.

He phoned up again and my mum answered (no mobiles then) he told her to tell me he was really sorry he upset me. How weird and oily!

So many...

The guy who told me my cats “weren’t a problem” as I could just get rid of them.

The guy who went to the bathroom to take coke every 10 minute and could barely walk by the end.

The guy who took me to a Michelin starred restaurant, freaked out when he saw the bill and asked me to pay!

There are some right weirdos out there!

I’ll continue to just stay at home alone then.

Somehow doesn’t seem so bad now!
In fact I feel well cheered up.

@NoMoreDickheads, hang on, you told someone on a first date that you wanted to get married, and you think that’s less weird than his response and his apology?

First date. He said that he wished the restaurant we were in would remove all the chairs except his. I asked him why and he said "because then you'd have to sit on my face".
TAXI !!!!!!!

@CastleSalem I'm not saying it's less weird, but saying to a 20 year old Catholic 'I'll marry you if you do whatever I want in bed' and reeling off a list of stuff is definitely more disgusting.

And I didn't mean I wanted to get married to him in particular of course, just in general. Not saying that's not weird either, but not rude and vile.

Pre online dating I tried 'pen pal' dating. One sent me 17 pages, double sided, of very precise details of his infantilism fetish and what he'd expect me to do if we met.

The guy was super clingy and needy before we met so I should have been warned. He was telling me that he was so happy to be in a relationship and that we would grow old together. He then told me he wanted to get me a phone contract so we could always be in touch. I freaked out and he started crying saying he had never connected with anyone like me before. This was within an hour of our first date. He also told me he had erectile dysfunction but had bought viagra and toys to sort me out 😕 needless to say I never saw him again.

Oh I'd love to go on a date with a journalist fishing for stories, I'd make up a load of bollocks to see if he swallowed it

Once had a date move venues because his restriction order prevented him from being in the first place.
Only found this nugget of info out during the date.

Not creepy just wtf, but i went on a date and the guy started to pick his nose..

The one that kept changing his accent. After the third date, with an Irish accent, I put on my best Manc accent and told him to fook off

Another one, had. A nice coffee date, so agreed to meet him to see a movie. He turned up in pyjamas with blood all over them. I left
The one who's mum dropped him off and picked him up afterwards
The one who brought his baby and asked me to change his nappy...